stop making fun of the "fats"

Can't be just like Americans.

Americans are fat.

 

israelis are imperialistic land grabbers and terrorists. all of 'em. they're vicious and wrong.

 

At least they ain't fat.

 

go kill some babies.

 

I'm sorry, but the government only lets us kill 10 babies per week, and I've already exceeded my limit.

 

no wonder you're starving to death.

 

Uhhum. I wish they'd raise it to 20.

One glorious white day.

 

it's getting nasty in here.
i'm thinking about growing out my eyebrows and armpit hair.
sound good?

 

there's far more in africa and honduras that'll be available..not as meaty, though. not nearly as much fat calories for a baby eating jew terrorist like you.



alright FUCK. you win. i can't keep this shit up. i bow to a meaner power. i tried. i'ma go eat some twinkies and watch nascar.

 

Go rasta with them.

 

I win? Didn't even know I was competing in something.

I hope that whatever I win has some monetary value. I could use some of that good ol' money.

 

Money will lead you down a hard road, friend Pavel.

 

nope. my fat, smug american ass is accumulating and hoarding cash just to keep white boys like you down.

 

Three dangerous words: Unlimited Wasabi Peas.

That could only mean trouble.

 

oh, man...the gas alone. i wonder if i could hook a pipe up to my fat american ass and have them collect it for energy to power my big screen tv and SUV....

 

i think you've stumbled upon a solution

 

could be. with my gas alone i can rid the world of under-nourished white boy israeli snobs. it'll be a WMD

 

*This might come across as brutal, but keep in mind I'm trying to be honest, not mean.

I am repulsed by the obese to the point where I'll avoid any face to face meetings with them because I know I'll say something prickish.

I do not understand how people can let themselves get like that; and yes, I am aware that some people suffer from disabilities or hypothyroidism, but I suspect the number people claiming to have the disorder is many times more than the actual number of sufferers. So when people say that, I tend to think "not only fat but probably a liar" rather than sympathize with them.

I have little sympathy towards non-medical sufferers. People claim that they eat right and excercise enough but still get fat, but I'm skeptical.

Maybe I'm dick, but I tend to put fat people into the same category as people who publicly flaunt how stupid they are (ie: gangster culture), how shallow they are (yuppies and valley girls), etc.

Gluttony isn't a good thing.

 

i, in contrast, fully ADORE the deliberately obtuse, smug and ignorant. i'm a sucker for you guys.

 

I love you KC.


*Flashes flab at Sitka*