stop making fun of the "fats"

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by warmhandedcanadian, Mar 15, 2008.

  1. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    :lol: I love you KC!
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    that one made me chuckle, too. i'm keeping that one written down for future reference.
     
  3. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    So if it aint about food , what is it?
    Is there a "FAt Fairy" that magically dumps a big gut and lardey arse on some stick insect while theyre asleep?
    lol
     
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Well lets see I was bulimic for a while and then anorexic - that was the only time I was skinny. 5'8" and 102lbs.

    Now I rarely eat, and most of the things I eat are healthy. I do cheat and get a candybar sometimes. It's called metabolism. Some people have a great one, other like me have one that went on strike for some reason.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    well, i believe the issue that angela and i are having is that neither of us eat ENOUGH. to be honest, it's a hassle. as such, our metabolisms run like a glacier. when we eat MORE we lose weight, but as has been mentioned, it's a hassle and i'm just not hungry. especially in the morning. you gotta be kidding. blech.

    mind you, we're fat, not OBESE which is entirley different. i have a younger brother who's obese who could run circles around you. however, he's one of those truly rare cases of a metabolic disorder and they're not going to treat it until he reaches his full height. until then he has to put up with people thinking he's cramming food in his mouth and sitting around playing video games or whatnot. he got lumped in with the lazy obese, and that's gotta be frustrating since he's in the ocean every morning before school surfing and running. but he can hold out until he's physically matured.
     
  6. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    omg i love food. i always want to eat. I feel like I need to not eat alot to lose weight.
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    yeah, us girls who don't eat and still get stay bigger typically have done ourselves some physical harm in our pasts that caused our bodies to shift overwhelmingly in the other direction. i did LOADS of blow and meth. i didn't start eating like buffet cattle, but the weight shifted from muscle to fat and that was that. but still, i look alright.
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    from what i can tell, you losing weight would be a crime against humanity. jess, too. that would just offend me.
     
  9. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    When I first saw this thread, I thought of Minnesota Fats and Fats Domino....

    Don't make fun of either of them.
     
  10. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Seriously , being fat is like a bank overdraft.
    Once youve got it , you have to start paying back to reduce it.
    It doesnt matter if you dont eat much , or dont spend much , youve gotta start a negative balance.

    I used to bodybuild ,then I kept eating when I had to reduce my training.
    For a while , when I got "fleshy" I thought " ahh maybe thats how I am now" but I was wrong.I learned how to lean up.

    There * are* some people with very slow metabolisms but that is much rarer than youd think.I bet that if you wanted to and followed my plan youd lose weight.Seriously if u want me to send you some ideas/post em somewhere I will.

    Right thats it , Im getting back to abusing fatties: )
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    you do need to eat to lose weight :D
     
  12. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Haha sure. I've tried about every diet and I work out everyday if it's just cardio. But hey I'm willing to try anything to get rid of this fat ass.
     
  13. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Fitz I can't. Every time I eat I have to fight the urge to go puke so it's easier to go without eating.
     
  14. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    So who can we make fun of now? let's see: can't make fun of fat people, gays, christians, muslims, jews, retards, poor people, minorities... guess that leaves just white males. :leaving:
     
  15. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Treehugger I'll put something together over the next day or two and IM you or post it on the best subforum.
     
  16. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    The problem is once you gain a new fat cell you can never get rid of it. Best way is to shrink them down with exercise and then get liposuction.
     
  17. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    You can still make fun of blondes.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    New rule of Lifting: Women
    its around $17 on amazon
    one of the better books out there, specifically for females that has great workouts, good nutrition info, and is a mythbuster on some of the well known myths of woman working out
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i love love love lifting weights. it makes me too tired to contemplate beating the shit out of smug, obtuse mutherfuckers.
     
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    there is a gym forum - its a subforum in the health section of the hipforums site. questions do pop up everynow and then...so if you have knowledge, it'd be aprreciated if you want to help answer the questions. stinkfoot and myself answer questions over there. more the merrier though :)
    http://www.hipforums.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=169

    :)
     

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