Stranded on an Island, what would you bring?

Fuck having a boat! Then you would have an excuse to find your way back home and why would you want to go home if you have all these kick ass things on your island. I'm staying put, lol

 

I call it stranded cause I dont ever wanna come back, maybe its more of an exodus?
I wonder if I can just claim an island, or are all the islands in the world spoken for?

 

In additiom to everything mentioned in the thread - lots of weapons and ammo.

To fight off pirates, ay. Those disgusting buggers are a constant threat to islands.

 

My partner. If all went well I would then have companionship. If it did not go well, I would have dinner.

 

I've always wondered the same thing.

 

Supposedly there are over 25,000 islands in the world, there have been true stories of people from shipwrecks stuck on remote islands for decades. Knowing my luck though, I would set up shop on one and some government would show up the next day wanting money or to give me the boot.
I imagine it being bliss though, maybe sending the occasional sos to bring more beer, kinda like a Bud Light commercial, lol

 

I would take my dog, in all honesty.

 

a band to play


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A fishing rod, lol

 

For that I planned on using a bow for bow fishing, would double for birds and such also.

 

A coconut picker.

 

Now that's just lazy

 

VERY TRUE, SMART! Just make sure you know how to make arrows. So you wont run out

 

Topless beautiful brown native chicks who are skilled at agriculture and cooking with subservient attitudes.

 

There you go! Setting womens rights back 100 hundred years! Just kidding, I love a woman that feeds her man well, call me old fashioned.
I imagine it being like those old Planet of the Amazonian Women movies, just loads of leggy blonde goodness! In the words of Cal Naughten Jr (Talledaga Nights) MMMMMMM!!!

 

some lsd
my vibrator
colt python
arty:

 

Colt Python as in a 357 mag, or does your vibrator have some serious kick to it? LMFAO!!!!!

 

both

 

You know there is something about a girl that knows her way around a high quality handgun that really turns me on!

You are a chick right? If not I feel violated, LOL

 

Yeah, I am a chick, with guns and sex toys.