strangest thing to find in the middle of the woods part II

A pole with a sign on it that,whichever way you look,says 'This way out'.

[coz it would be,wouldn't it...d'y'see? S'clever,that....simple,but clever]

 

an earwax collection.

 

A collection of human teeth.

 

A garment steamer.

 

Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction

 

This guy:

 

The skeleton of a dead skin diver in complete scuba gear.

 

A transponder made out of an unknown metal meant to communicate with a species living underwater on Saturn's moon Titan.

 

A vacuum tube.

 

A locked metal box wrapped with chains and additional locks. You take it home and anxiously break it open only to discover the beating heart of Donald Trump.

 

A flux capacitor embedded into a tree along with the remnants of a Delorean..

 

Jules' Wallet!

 

One must try to figure out if any human remnants are from a kid, or an old man, or both...

 

RetiredHippie,all alone and hugging his knees and trying not to cry because he's lost....AGAIN!
[he got lost last time AND the time before that,in exactly the same spot]

 

Maybe look for ID's of Doc and Marty.

 

A skull of Australopithecus

 

A dead hobbit

 

Jules Verne

 

Amelia Earhart