strangest thing to find in the middle of the woods part II

smurf village

 

Jesus

 

...And by that, I meant 'Jesus! Amelia Earhart? She's dead!

 

a fully charged wand of wonder.

 

clean air (Thanks Trump)

 

A small shack with an aged Elvis inside.

 

Is it fucked up I found this amusing?

 

Coming from the person who wrote it, I'd say, "No. Not at all. You have nothing to worry about... ;-)"

 

a village of wolf riding elves.

 

Lightsaber

 

stargate

 

Hansel and Gretel, Little Red Riding Hood, and Goldilocks and the Three Bears, sitting around a campfire and smoking pot

 

An old wash machine, or maybe an old broken down refrigerator...

Oh, wait, that's not strange at all here in America----unless of course there were no bullet holes----I guess that would be strange...

 

Missing flight MH370

 

Noah's Ark

 

A leaflet,fluttering along the ground,which,as you bent to pick it up,BIT you!

 

^ And probably what is even stranger is what we find in his knapsack----

a dirty diaper?
a dead frog?
a half eaten marmot---just the bottom portion of the torso with the legs and tail intact?
A german luger with two boxes of bullets?
A collection of Marxist literature?
Soil samples from a distant land?
An old wash machine or a broken down refrigerator?

 

A strange thing because, according to an old 'I found it!' Bumper sticker back in the 70's----he was hiding behind the couch the whole time.

 

Wally?