Stupid American Teenage girls

its about time you knew my real name, i shall no longer be known as Xac but as Zac!

 

ahhh! i dont know if my mind can contain the shock of this stunning revelation! it...its...too much! *falls to floor and commences twitching*

 

*places pillow under head and backs away wondering whether or not to reveal my name ever again*

 

aw, you're such a sweetheart! but no, i think that information is far too dangerous to share with just anyone. some of us can't handle the intense shock that is sometimes brought about by the change of a single letter in a person's name...i'm lucky to have survived the ordeal myself.