stupid fat stoner

Lol alright. Well let's play a little softer cause idk what happened but people flip out about certain things. And yea you look familiar.

 

did you date her aswel?

 

I don't hate anyone. Hate is a strong thing my friend.

 

that came out wrong...scrap that

 

No ones flipping out.. Idk what your talking about

 

i dont hate anyone

 

I'm a fat stoner.

 

oh yeah? how fat?
chimp, sheep, cow, moose, blue whale?

 

Shit I was a fat stoner..

Till I went on the Roofing-for-14-bucks-an-hour-all-summer-diet

 

ive always been a thin stoner. even when i ws on the teenth-and-twixs-only diet

 

Haha this thread has contributed alot to the forums.

And my diet consist of soda and cereal.

 

About the size of a cow if said cow weighed 250lbs sorry I dont know how many stones that is.

 

its a multi-functional thread...like penuts

 

lmao yea. It's also quite amusing.

 

how many stones can you eat before you die, thats how you convert pounds and stones

 

i made a thread about this sort of thing. i don't gain weight when i pig out. like in a weekend i can finish off a couple pizzas, boxes of oreos, a tub of ice cream, a twelve pack of soda, and the list goes on. however if i ate that when i wasn't high i'd gain probably 5lbs. i don't know the science behind marijuana but it must have something to do with your metabolism.

by the way i have a few tips on getting rid of the munchy's:
-don't be lazy
-go outside
-don't keep any change in your pocket
-eat beforehand
-and i find coffee helps. probably doesn't work for everyone, but when i get high and drink coffee i find myself active and i don't get the munchys

 

having the munchies is one of my favorite side affects....the joy and relife when you get exactly what you desired. and even if it is really strange it will taste great

 

ya there alright once in a while, but when you smoke pot everyday you can't eat like shit if you want to maintain a bit of a healthy lifestyle. getting high before going to the movies is one of the greatest pleasures of life. having a big popcorn, big drink, milk duds, and an hilarious comedy = heaven lol.

 

i remember once i got some bud one weekend and i planned to go to this spot i always used to smoke at. so me and three others set off walkin, smokin as we walked, with a packet of choc digestives for munch (the most organised ive been foodwise).
so we get to the place, a kind of medow thing, we were all really baked and were planing on just relaxing and then....

 

....i go thru the gate and to my suprise and delight i see a crowd of people and a table laden with food and wine. turns out it was my poetry teacher leaving party.