stupid questions

"Do you want to become a paying member of...?"

 

I dislike it greatly when the UNICEF/Amnesty International/Greenpeace/whatever people come to you on the street and want you to pay 25 euros (or whatever) a month for the organization to help save the women/children/whales/the Earth/whatever, and then they start the conversation by asking "Would you like to help starving children?" Or some other question like that. How is anyone supposed to say no to that? "No, I do not want to help starving children!" That's the worst kind of question manipulation ever.

Yeah, don't mind me.. I'm just cranky coz I have no money to buy food coz all the money from my account always disappears to some stupid UNICEF/Amnesty International/Greenpeace/whatever.

So would you like to help a starving student?

 

"You do realize your hair is messed up, right?"

No, I woke up and forgot to brush it...

Shit, I guess I can't blame them.

 

"wanna be my friend? "

 

Here's your sign

 

I just pictured Bill Engvall saying that with a listhp.

 

or how bout when you're really sick and throwing up and someone asks' are you alright?' or ' how you feelin?'

 

You actually paid them? Hahaha I'd have said no, I'm trying to help save the earth by ending human overpopulation.

 

That's because you're cruel and heartless.

I've given them fake account numbers so many times just because I find that easier than saying no. :&

 

haha krystin i get the same shit asked of me...

and meg... MLK..martin luther king jr. day.


don't tell me you don't have that in canadia?

 

or what about when people point to their wrists when they ask you what time is it?
what is that all about?

 

Have you actuially given them real account numbers before..?
How do you even know they're legitimate? Speaking of which, I have an idea for making some money.. But still I'd just tell them to fuck off.

 

Probably because watches are generally worn on the wrist, and if for some reason you didn't hear understand them, you'd probably still know what they meant because fo the gesture. And lots of the other things like asking how you're doing and not waiting for an answer and such, it's because they don't really care, it's just being polite.

 

i dont find it to be polite.
i know that sounds assholish of me, but if you're gonna ask a question at least wait for an answer.

 

Would you rather they just ignore you? It can be awkward and such, so people ask pointless questions the answer of which they do not care to be polite and prevent awkwardness.

 

its awkward when someone asks you' how you doin' and you're in mid sentence telling them how you're doing but they keep on walking... that and you feel kinda stupid. get what im saying?

 

yeah. that's what the south is all about.

 

Word.

 

Hmm........ :H

 

Hmm not sure, but I always point at my crotch when asking where the toilet is

Naa only jokin I don't realy