Stupid Shit you do stoned that you later realize was an utter waste of time.

^^
it took forever man
like seriously my entire time at my buddys house
i still cant move up down (next major party tho )
i can move one left without moving the other

 

My brother makes me trip out real bad sometimes. He can make both of his eyes move way to the bottom corner of his eyes when staring at his nose. I've seen other people do that, but when my brother does it, it is extremly funny looking.

 

im drunk as fuck and i fell out of my chair laughing(no joke)

is it bad that im drunk(and still drinking) @ ::checks watch:: 12:40?

 

It's 5 o'clock somewhere..i am living in florida 11:49am but in my home country germany its 7pm so enjoy one for me..
I am about to go and smoke a bowl before work (i am a towel boy so all i do is sit by the pool for $9)

 

A few weeks ago me and my friends were really high and just walking the streets and someone was throwing a huge TV out so we decided we would take it to the nearest shopping center, get a cardboard box out of a dumpster, put the TV in it, and bring it up these stairs that go to the roof on the outside of behind the supermarket, light the box on fire, and kick the TV off the roof. It sounded like such a great idea at that point so we took a strip of plywood that they were also throwing out, put the TV on it, and then two of us lifted it up with the TV balanced on it and started to walk with it. Idk wtf we were thinking. Walk almost a mile with this heavy ass TV? We made it about 15ft before we accidentally dropped it and it smashed on the ground really loud. My friend started laughing hysterically really loud and then someone who was getting into their car yelled at us so we ran and jumped into some bushes. But then there was another car coming down the street and must of saw us jump into them because he pulled into his driveway and shined his brights at us. We got up and ran.

Other than that, when I'm high by myself, I like to video tape myself because, when I'm high, I think I'm coming up with great ideas in music, poetry, etc. I usually forget that I'm recording myself and it's always interesting to watch it later.