suicide

Is it weird that turns me on?

 

Sweden, at the euthanasia clinic. It`ll happen in 20 years and I can`t wait! Oh, I know euthanasia is for fags. :biggrin:

 

I'd probably prefer the Phil Lynott method.

 

If I could, I'd climb mount Everest and join the thousands of other failed attempts.

If I survived, maybe I would have hope for life.

 

we die a million trillion times over and over again...

The sooner you wake up and know you're doing it. the sooner you will be at peace with yourself...

 

or what about those jellyfish? The box jellyfish I think its called...they could do some damage in a matter of seconds

 

I would go into an exclusively black ghetto and shout "I've poisoned all the fried chicken and water melon!"

I'm not racist, it's all in the name of good fun. For white people. Laughing at the blacks. Becuase they are black. And we are not.

 

ATLANTA — Two Georgia men survived a gruesome suicide attempt Friday after cutting their own arms off with a saw, reported Atlanta's Journal Constitution.
The 40 and 41-year-old men managed to remove three of their four arms, cutting them about six inches above their wrists, Atlanta Police Major Lane Hagin told the Journal.

The men left a suicide note with the manager of their apartment building saying they were killing themselves because they were recently diagnosed with HIV and their business had failed, according to police.
The men are in stable condition at a local hospital and will undergo psychiatric tests, a police spokesman said.

From: FOX News

 

I'd overdose on whatever drugs I could get a hold off!

 

Hell yeah

Or if you've ever seen Nick Swardson's comedy special, he said he'd shoot himself in the head with a t-shirt gun, or go into a crowd and yell "Who fuckin farted!!??!" and then shoot himself.... Yeah...

 

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Now I do have to give these guys points for originality, but finding out you’re HIV positive and then choosing a way to commit suicide that will spew the most blood possible short of blowing yourself up is just a massively jerky and inconsiderate thing to do. These scumbags should have considered all the poor people that were going to have to come clean up the mess and deal with their infected blood. Too bad they didn’t at least finish the job. I mean jeez you idiots, slam down a few bottles of sleeping pills or something. Do it clean instead of making a massive mess out of it that could potentially infect someone else. Now they’re going to undergo psychiatric tests and what not. That’s a waste of time. I can psychoanalyze them just from reading this story. They’re idiots, and they’re freakin’ nuts. There, that’ll be 150 bucks please. Oh, and on your way out, ask my nurse to come in. I haven’t had my nooner yet


Hotwater

 

I dunno, it does take a certain amount dinosaur brain size and determination to cut off three limbs. I'm sure they wanted to hack off all four and then realised they needed the other one to cut.

These guys should be human shields.

 

keep on driving faster and if u survive you just end up as a badass racer driver anyways

 

How are they putting people at risk of being infected???

I would do it Room 101 style. I'd padlock an open-ended rat cage to my face and throw the key off a cliff. Then all I have to do is wait for the rats to get hungry enough!

 

Old age and...

 

Suicide by cop after one hell of a night.