super-fantastic-convo-thread!

i'm guessing you're not actually 38?

 

I wasnt really finding excuses, I just had a horrible hangover and didn't wanna go to school.

 

Ha ha thats awesome I dont think I've ever seen anyone remove their pants in a class. However a friend of mine got caught back in high school by a teacher with his pants down in the bathroom getting pleased by his girlfriend. It was rather hilarious.

 

^ that happened in our school too, and when the teacher came in the guy was like ok well just let me finish first

aha.

 

no I am.. This is a technical school. More like a joke to take poverty level ppls tax dollars..
See the type of ppl that go to these schools are low income. I choose the school for convience.. But the drop out rate is high..
now theres ppl that took out loans that are getting ripped off so this school can stay in business. And they get free money (your money) from Sallie Mae.. OF which you have to pay back..
Thinking of all the discouraging shit they do here. I see it as a scam..
So they can create more poverty level ppl and stay in business.
Its a SCAM. I believe IM going to be motherfucker and bring it down...
IN 2 months Ive gone there I havent learned a fucking thing I didnt know already..
Funny cause the commercial says "your sitting on the couch anyways doing nothing" WELL HOLY SHIT I dont have to take out a loan to sit at home and do nothing.. There are 4 ppl left to my class.WTF Is this bullshit.?? I should of went to the police academy. THis fucking school is backward when coming to criminology..
They are pissing off the wrong Squirrel

 

hello gang. whats going on?

 

Burn that shit to the ground Orison!

 

you go to everest?!

god i fucking hate those commercials. they are on non-stop. and it's like i get home from a full day at school and lab, click on the tv, and instantly get accused of sitting on the couch all day.

those commercials are like a joke between my girlfriend and i.

"so you're sittin on the couch, and your life is passin you by"
"if you keep doin the same ole same ole...you're gonna get the same ole same ole"
"you want the skills that pay the bills"

ahhhh, i know i will see like 15 of them tonight.

 

SCAM SCAM SCAM!!! They get a $1,600 check from me a month..
I get a hot ass fucking labroom.. that I just sit in a play on the computer.
I have books, I could have bought the books at the bookstore and studied at home.
On my own fucking couch..
Pisse me off, Math homework. HELLO INSTRUCTOR !!! dont even check it..
5/assignment have never been returned or graded.. what the fuck I write my
forensic reports for??
I didnt know I joined a SPA thats how fucking hot it was....
must be nice to get free income from the poverty ppl..
FUCKING OBAMA WHERE ARE YOU??

 

its snowing!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

 

goddamn i slept the day away. Now im high and gona give myself a mani. I get off work tomorrow!!

 

any particular reason you don't have work tomorrow?

 

oh, Ive been at work all week, I get 48 hours off, friday at 2pm to sunday at 2pm.

 

srsly guys Im going to quit cigs. OMG I went out into the fresh air, and its pretty fresh in here. Nice and cool. Very pure the air is..
Any hoooo.. I go out to smoke and I took a drag and I was like holy shit...
totally fucking coughed and coughed, Menthol was like killing me I was seeing stars not that I didnt enjoy that part but fuck this...
Prolly gona have a migraine too now I pulled out the gum..

 

shes mexican.. they never work

 

Uhg, too many stimulants, my brains about to explode. I hate school right before thanksgiving, sooo much work to doooo... no time, awesome. I love all nighters and tonight is ccerrrtttainly going to be one. Grand times.

 

Yeah dont you love how all the exams and mid term projects seem to fall just before you are about to peace out of there on break for a while?

At least thats how it was when I was in escuela.

 

i think you're confusing mexicans to persons of a darker skin.
Who after all washes all your dishes?

This mexican doesnt work alot, makes big bucks, smokes all day and night, but im special.

And Bailey quit your bitchin, Id kill to be in college.

 

Yeah, to be quite honest, I'd totally put up with going to class to have another semester or two of college.