super weird feelings

swallowing an ice cube by accident and it gets stuck and trying not to panic while it melts

 

walking into a glass door thinking it was outside

 

I did this one last saturday

driving for a while with the cruise control set at 80....then getting to a long section that is 90 and speeding up by using the pedal the regular way....then forgetting the cruise is on and hitting a spot where 70 is the limit and you gradually slow down by just not pressing the gas but when it gets to less than 80 the gas pedal starts going down by itself

 

I do this stupid over the top pick up motion shit all the time. Slapped myself in the face with it once (the can. Um)

 

Walking into the mens toilets by mistake and only realising when you lock eyes with a man with his cock out

 

Waking up to find you have slept with your arms above your head for hours and they've been drained of all feeling, and having them just flop about when you try to move them until the bloodflow comes back. Used to happen all the time, now it's stopped

 

Yep, I've done the same thing only it was a screen door and I was running.