super weird feelings

Stomach Orgasms!!!! those are awesome

Ive done all these things.

 

Well I was dropped off at the shelter by family members. lol I stayed there for a little over a month, and it was in Bankhead, which is undoubtedly the most dangerous part of Atlanta.

 

having to take a major piss with a raging hardon

 

watching anyone get kicked in the nadgers

 

when your flip flop gets stuck on the gas pedal somehow.



that happened to me tonight and I thought of this thread right away

 

That feeling you get right before you're about to blow your load when you become aware that there isn't a sock or scotties in sight.

 

just squeeze it...hold it in and walk to the garbage ...but do it quick because if you wait too long it will backflow into your bladder...and that is a super weird feeling

someone who isnt me told me that

 

I never realized that it was such a difficult thing. Thanks guys

 

I'm in my early twenties, I can't hold it in yet

 

Ha! You are young!!!!!

 

I'm going to enjoy morning wood and premature ejaculation while I still can :coolgleamA:

It beats erectile dysfunction and delayed ejaculation

 

super weird feeling = puke burps

 

when you spasm when napping. especially when your napping on your desk at school. then wonder if people saw you

i did that every single day my senior year in my 4th period, with drool drippin down my mouth. and for some reason i always burp like crazy afterward.


hmm this post could sound so perverted if you just replace some words here and there.

 

organ twitches (internal organs)

 

getting your dick slammed in a door

passing out without having done drugs

taking shots way too fast and getting slammed by the ackahol

jumping off a cliff in halo while playing on a big screen (stomach jumps)

sleep paralysis

falling out of a tree

accidentally eating mold

 

It is a weird feeling when you really want to lie, but can't.

 

It is a weird feeling when you really want to die, but can't.

 

I have been there.

 

Oh I have a better one than my last one.

You let someone get under your skin and in anger you reveal one of your darkest secrets.

And then you realize everyone knows. But it is to late.

Pretty fucking weird let me tell you.

 

I did that once when I was rolling and fell right in the toilet. Thank god it was at my house, lol.