Well I was dropped off at the shelter by family members. lol I stayed there for a little over a month, and it was in Bankhead, which is undoubtedly the most dangerous part of Atlanta.
when your flip flop gets stuck on the gas pedal somehow. that happened to me tonight and I thought of this thread right away
That feeling you get right before you're about to blow your load when you become aware that there isn't a sock or scotties in sight.
just squeeze it...hold it in and walk to the garbage ...but do it quick because if you wait too long it will backflow into your bladder...and that is a super weird feeling someone who isnt me told me that
I'm going to enjoy morning wood and premature ejaculation while I still can :coolgleamA: It beats erectile dysfunction and delayed ejaculation
when you spasm when napping. especially when your napping on your desk at school. then wonder if people saw you i did that every single day my senior year in my 4th period, with drool drippin down my mouth. and for some reason i always burp like crazy afterward. hmm this post could sound so perverted if you just replace some words here and there.
getting your dick slammed in a door passing out without having done drugs taking shots way too fast and getting slammed by the ackahol jumping off a cliff in halo while playing on a big screen (stomach jumps) sleep paralysis falling out of a tree accidentally eating mold
Oh I have a better one than my last one. You let someone get under your skin and in anger you reveal one of your darkest secrets. And then you realize everyone knows. But it is to late. Pretty fucking weird let me tell you.