super weird feelings

It is a really weird feeling when you cannot sleep and have been awake for over 2 days.

Kind of like your going crazy but you don't know if you are there yet.

You wish it would stop but it doesn't.

 

when you're barefoot and you open a door and know that it ripped off your toenail without needing to actually look down

 

When you hear on the latenight news that someone who has the exact same name as your sibling has just killed a family of three one province over and you call them to make sure it isn't them and the phone keeps ringing and ringing...and ringing...

 

when a friend who can use internet with their cellphone says they dont own a camera

 

staying awake for two days using speed, and tripping off exhaustion accented by smoking hash. heeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah.

 

The feeling you get when you are just about to fall over whilst ice skating.

 

Losing the steering on your car completely while driving. This happened to me once on the highway and I managed to get it over to the berm without any steering and without damaging anything. Creepy feeling.

I could spin the steering wheel like a pinwheel.

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waking up in the dark...having an itch and then realizing its more than an itch and its wet so you turn on the light and cant tell what kind of bug it was but it was huge and juicy

 

walking in to a room when they are talking about you

or having someone walk in as you are talking about them

or thinking your brother heard you having sex when you were camping

ergh

 

when someone at the mall walks up to you and starts talking about things you know and knows your name but you cant remember who they are

 

making a cigarette, then going "shit, what have i done with it?" then realising its in your hand

 

thinking you won $1000 and then realizing you didnt read the instructions right on the scratch ticket

 

When my cape slaps me in the ass while flying.

 

skateboarding while insanely drunk

accidentally missing the hole

when you and your friend are carrying something heavy and they completely drop their end

realizing that you just used somebody else's toothbrush

falling asleep while driving

taking a shit at the police station

 

when something serious happens and you realize your friends have divided themselves into the ones who really care and the ones who just pretended to care

 

when someone deletes your post on facebook

 

Putting two contacts on the same eye. Maybe not super weird but a super stupid feeling.

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I take it no one mentioned passing gas in the bathtub.

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lighting the filter of your cigarette and smoking it. yuck!

 

Having your leg fall completly asleep without you relizing, then falling on your face when you try to walk.