super weird feelings

.thinking you packed abowl and find the bud missing and looking all over the floor and find it was caught in your spoof

 

Dreaming that there was a taco in the fridge, then waking up and going to get it, then not finding it and remembering it was a dream

 

Tripping so hard on 2c-E that you can feel electricity in your eyeballs. That's pretty weird.

 

Mirrors when on lsd

 

That's awesome. Clocks are crazier though, imo.

 

when food goes down the wrong passage..and then you cough it up and it goes too far and hits the back of your nose

 

searching for my lighter top to bottom of my room and outside and to find it was in my bra the whole time

 

Realizing that the store is sold out of the particular malt liquor you wanted to buy(just happened to me).

 

Shopping at the grocery store, setting your cart full of goods aside to put some produce in a bag, grabbing someone else's cart full of goods and not realizing it until your at the check out line

 

Stepping on a slug in a gravel driveway and then slipping on the goo stuck to the bottom of your shoe while walking into the house.

 

hooking up a tv set for minor girls, that keep putting their butts in your face, while wearing the skimpiest shorts..
and then explaining the whole male female ends of the plugs not working cause the coaxial cable is busted of, and will not pass the RCAs jacks.. see how it goes in the hole? Its Picture yet? No Picture yet? no!!!..

 

What is a spoof?

 

A sploof is a paper towel/toilet paper tube wrapped and stuffed with dryer sheets. You blow marijuana smoke through it to mask/hide the smell.

 

super soft shits on hot summer days feel weird

 

having your knee dislocate as your running away from playing a game of nickie nickie ninedooors and having the person you nickied call an ambulance.... can u say embarassing lol

 

Being so high you try to light your joint with your cell phone.

 

hahahahaha, u did that too? lol

 

LOL

OMG that is just so funny I had to say something...or trying to light it with the glass of tea you are drinking.

 

Or being so high you try to light your cell phone with your joint :eggnog:

 

dragging the wrong guy at a party back to ur room, "oooops i thought u were my bf sry lolz"