super weird feelings

I tried to lock the door to my house one time with my car alarm remote. I was stoned as fuck and on my way to a concert. I stood there, pressing the button, like why the fuck won't the door lock???
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sitting down without adjusting and realizing you probably just ripped some sack skin

 

Having your eyelid turned inside-out by the eye doctor.

(or doing it yourself)

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driving down the highway and you forget that you're towing another car or truck...and you glance in the rear view mirror.....and for a split second you think "holy shit that car's going to hit me"

 

that feeling of waking up in extreme pain in intensive care unit after undergoing surgery for a few hours and the last thing you remember is the anesthetist telling you "take a deep breath and count back from one hundred."

 

waking up drenched in sweat after having a freaky dream...then waking up again and realizing the first wake up was a dream

 

I dont know if its a weirder feeling stepping in cat shit with barefeet, or how you feel after you punt kicked cat with barefeet..

 

Waking up the morning after drinking way more than the lethal blood alcohol level for your body weight.

 

Having someone break into your home when you're there. In the same house with an intruder is a bad feeling.

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Hearing the words, "I'm pregnant".

 

driving a car that stalls and instead of pulling over you try and start it again but because youre so nervous you make mistakes shifting into neutral and manage to lock the steering while still traveling full speed

 

Being pulled over by a policeman when you know that you don't currently have a valid licence.

 

blown engine while passing amish carriages.. true story..

 

In an Amish carriage and passing some sucker with a blown engine.

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taking your favorite pants out of the dryer...putting them on ...and then looking for your wallet and its not on the nightstand where you usually put it...then you notice its in your pocket still and went through the washer ...ruining a few vehicle ownerships and a whole bunch of pictures of nieces and nephews

at least I didnt have cash in it...just cards

true story..happenned within the last hour

 

you could of let me use your phone...

 

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I am really really (giggly silly) stoned right now, .... but lmao, ... that would be a good one even if I wasnt.

 

wet farts on hot summer days

 

Driving through the E-Z pass toll lane with no transponder

 

getting to the check out after doing your shopping in the last of several stores you have been to, and looking down and noticing your track pants are quite obviously inside out.

that sucked lol