Sylvia Saint

Women.

 

i hate being lied to worse than anything. i need factual critiques on my outfits and whether my ass is properly hidden or disguised by my clothing. i can't have that if people are trying to make me feel better.

but i am TOTALLY insensitive anyway.

 

me and my ex were both virgins. it was very sweet and kinda funny.

 

I'm not all that into Sylvia Saint. She just doesn't do much for me, but then, I don't really like fake blondes all that much.

 

SO, HEY!

what's my category? i've always wondered.

 

Yeah, I wonder whats my category too.

 

MILF.

Obviously.

 

I'm not sure what you would call it, but I wish there were more women like you. I'd say you are powerful, passionate, and very strong willed, which is a very good combination.

 

high maintenance smarty pants hot eurochick. i think that's #1.

 

Oh. That too. Thanks Moj.

 

and a sucker for compliments. you own me now. i'll still kick your ass at fooseball, though.

 

That's okay, I own you. You can do whatever you want with my ass.

 

with your ass? really? well...that DOES open up a whole world of possibilities....

 

"...our own internal brown Narnia."

 

Indeed it does. :hat:

 

I'm lost.Over the past couple of days , I've read Shakira has no talent.And Sylvia Saint is ugly...

BTW Zeta Jones used to be really fit.But now she looks fat , deep voiced , and broad shouldered.
Oh and I knew someone who used to live next door to her - and saw her naked in the back garden LOL

PS that Padma Lakshmi is really fit.Talk about "punching above their weight" when u see who married her ( Salman Rushdie)

 

Sylvia Saint isn't really ugly I don't think, but she is far from attractive, in my opinion. She's just too artificial looking to call her attractive. I like a real woman.

 

Just say what you mean, Droop. Looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan and it healed wrong.

 

Okay. I wouldn't fuck that bitch with Fitzy's cock.

 

The problem is , in most of the pics , she's made up like a "skanky pornstar girl next door".
She's got terrific cheekbones /bone structure.Matched with gorgeous eyes and hair.
Objectively ( eg by computer analysis) she's beautiful.

But girls seem repulsed by what she represents / signifies with her "look".