Talk like a crack head

Look man, I'm not a druggie or anything, but could you spare $20 man? *scratches* My wife and kids are in my car down the road man, *scratches*, we ran out of gas and shit man. *scratches* Man we just need enough to make it home, man. I'll even mail it back to you if you give me your address man. *scratches*

 

I swear I won't use it for crack.

 

What are you talking about? I've been clean for 3 days.

 

this isn't my stem.....I'm holding it for a friend. I don't know what its for.

 

Everyone does coke.

 

I found this crack along the street and I didn't want it to go to waste

 

You need fifdy dollaors for a tap an I hafta acksk if you da POleece

 

that dude will give you crack if you let him do your ass

 

I like to teach the world to sing in pefect harmony I'd like to buy the world some coke but then there's none for me. (That's the song I sing)

 

coke and crack are two completely different things....... crack heads are way worse than coke heads.....although sometimes crack heads start shooting up coke because the crack isn't enough

 

The crack of dawn? Dawn has crack?? I don't give a fuck about no sun and stuff man.... where the fuck is dawn??

 

butts have cracks too, but you don't hear me whining.....

 

thank you but I was talking about a crack head... they say everyone does coke.

 

none that I've known......they've all been too wired out to know what the hell is goin on with anyone other than themselves and their crack dealer.

 

but they say its coke not crack.

 

thats cuz they are confused....they are on crack, remember?

 

I ain't no whore or nuthin...I only does this when it gets real bad....

 

that one is a classic..... I've actually heard this used on more than one occasion.