Talk like a stoner in this thread

did i just hit this or is it your turn? i forget.

 

Stop holding the fucking bowl dude!

 

You're such a bogart, man. Quit slobberin' on it. Eww! Now it's all slimy. Can we roll another, dude, I'm fucking fried right now....Duuude! Stop bogarting!

 

holy shit dude, your eyes are fuckin RED!

 

Can't talk now... simpsons are on....

 

(while eating pancakes) ......please pass the ummmm.....um..ahhh...the uhhhhmm not pancakes...*points finger at syrup* ..............ah...almost ave i....*someone asks "that syrup?"*.....oh, yes, yes that.....the um..THAT.

 

*while trying to make pizza*
step aside guys i can do it :H
aw memories...

 

yeah yeah yeah remember that one time we were all in bills car and we were going to go to the lake and swim we stopped at that store to buy some smokes for jim and get some beer and candy and funyuns and soda and chips we got back in the car and tracy couldn't find her flip flop and she freaked out and wanted us to drive all the way back but ralph was like 'fuck you man fuck you i ain't wasting my gas to go find a fucking flip flop man' and then tracy started to cry and called him a dick so he pulled over and was gonna make that bitch walk home but just then a cop drove by and we all got really quiet and the we started to laugh! oh man.. good times!

 

*POP* who the fuck didn't clean the seeds out of this shit?

 

holy fuck, I pissed myself

 

mmmm....pancakes...

 

cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough i cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough need cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough a cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough drink cough cough cough cough cough cough of cough cough cough cough cough cough water cough cough cough cough not cough cough cough cough bong cough cough cough cough water cough cough cough cough you cough cough cough cough ass cough cough cough cough

 

u gonna live?

 

cough cough cough cough yeah man.. coughing opens up the cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough lungs

 

good

 

Where do you keep the Captain Crunch?