tell me what your first buy was like

the first time i bought i had to go down to this really sketchy park in the ghetto. i found my dealer "apollo" and gave him 60 bucks for an ounce of swag. any ways we sit down at this bench and after a minute this girl walks up to us holding a bag of doritos. he reaches in, grabs a chip. she offers me a chip and i reach into the bag to grab it. well i cant feel anything cause shes holding the bag closed with her hand. after several secounds of feeling around for a chip she says "no, its in there" and i say " i know, but ur in the way". "no, its in the bag". "yah but ur blocking it". "no its in there" and she nods her head to the bag. "yah i know but your holding it closed". "take the bag!" after several secounds it sinks in. "oh, its in there!" i take the bag and walk off. it still makes me laugh to this day when i think about it.