Ten Worst BJ Mistakes

When you are in your car at lunch time and she is hoovering away, you are in your work clothes, car is clean, and just as you blow she sits back in her seat.

Then she argues the point, "Oh, I didn't know you were going to blow everywhere!".

 

I guess I'm weird. I like a little teeth. Not to the point of trauma. I'm not saying my wife bites it, but when her teeth brush across my head, it drives me wild in a good way.

She also swallows, but I give her a tissue while she's down there if she ever wants to spit. Frankly, at that point, I don't care what she does with the cum. I've heard that the swallowing action itself results in an extra little stimulation at the end of the orgasm. I'm not coherent enough at that time to be able to determine that.

 

Biggest blowjob mistake:
Not giving enough of them.

 

Not leaving immediately afterwards, and then not sitting at home patiently waiting for your next phone call to come over next time.

 

Indeed. I think good blowjob is always better than sex.

 

TEETHTEETHTEETH!!!

not enough suction...more tongue ;p sorry im not picky though.

 

Biggest blow job mistake is stopping. After all, if you really wanna get good, leave the dick in for a day.

Or a week.

Or a month.

Or....well, you get the idea.

Learn to eat with a cock in your mouth. Take phone calls, go to work (this may require some explaining), visit your parents, go to the movies....all with his flesh torpedo rubbing your tonsils.

After a few years, you'll wonder how you got by without it.

 

I wonder what the longest anyone ever sucked on one was?

 

i would not want to be the first guy she tries this on...

 

This thread is so disgusting for a girl to read. Not every man is the same and likes the same blowjob as you. You learn what your man likes by trail and error. Doing different things with your tongue, lips and TEETH and hearing his reactions and watching his body. Obviously you're not gunna bite down on it but gentle teeth play is quite good for teasing and it's a different sensation. And if I don't want to swallow, I won't. I won't feel pressured into either because of your damn rules! I actually like to get him to the point of climaxing and before he cums take him out of my mouth and sit on his dick and fuck him til he cums inside me, then carry on fucking, driving him insane.

Seriously, you men should be happy a woman is sucking your dick in the first place.

 

why so selfish? we each try to please our partners, right? the guys try to give us good head, we try to give them good bjs

 

Hehe this thread is funny!