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  1. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    They did that with my sister at lowe's, they mad her suck on something, but she had only took one hit and drank lots of water the next day
     
  2. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Also if it's big y it will be a saliva test which can only detect for up to 3 days.

    There's one thing that keeps coming up that just isn't true:

    Unless you're drinking lots of water to speed up your metabolism a bit more, drinking tons of water any day except the day of the test just makes you uncomfortable for no reason. THC is NOT water soluble, it's fat soluble, hence why it stays in your system for so long.

    Don't exercise up to the day of the test, 2 or 3 days before the test start eating a lot of fatty foods, you want to slow down your metabolism at this point so your body stops burning fat off and releasing more THC into your system.

    I don't think creatine matters in a grocery store piss test, but 2, 3 and 4 days before hand eating lots of red meat, well anything with protein increases creatine levels a tiny bit, and creatine is what they check for in labs for dilution, but this shouldn't matter there.

    Energy drinks, 100% juice items and coffee, they help make your piss yellow on top of mad water.

    Don't give them the beginning or end of your stream, that's where metabolites concentrate, give them the middle.
     
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  4. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    ok soooo im a little confused now. first i was supposed to just drink water and cranberry juice and exercise a little. now im supposed to eat protein and not exercise? and buy jell o stuff? i might be able to get the test pushed back a few days onto monday or tuesday.. if thats the case i would be clean for about 2 weeks.. im wondering if this would be enough time to just do the water/cranberry/exercise method???? and some vitamin b or niacin pills to
     
  5. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Drinking water does nothing but raise your metabolism a bit, THC is fat soluble, not water soluble like most drugs, it doesn't come out in water. The point of drinking a lot of water the day of the test is to dilute your piss enough that THC metabolites are not detected. You should exercise until 2-3 days before the test, you want to try to burn off as much THC as you can, but if you keep doing it right up till the test you'll be releasing more in your system. Not doing anything and eating mad food 2-3 days before the test stops your body from burning fat and hence releasing more THC into your system.
     
  6. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    k so im gonna run alot until 3 days before the test. should i stil ldrink cranberry juice though?
     
  7. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    It won't hurt, cold liquids in general do help speed up your metabolism a little bit as they have to be warmed up to body temp to be digested, but water works just as well. Really wait till the night before the test, start chugging down cranberry juice and green tea, no one knows if they really work or not but some say they do.

    Just remember the day of the test to drink everything that comes into arm length. A lot of coffee and energy drinks too, you don't want your piss to come out looking like water.
     
  8. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    well good news i guess. i bought a first check home drug test thing morning and all the results were negative. its been about 7 days since i last smoked and i have been exercising alot the past few days. i hope this means im in the clear for saturday or wenever i take it
     
  9. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    You should be then. Do another home test tomorrow, give it the very 1st piss of the morning. If you pass with that you're good to go.
     
  10. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    thats wat i was thinkin. either tomorwo or thursday. i hate to spend another 25 bucks on one but i gotta do it!
     
  11. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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  12. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    wat about gnc? they sell them there cheaper? i got mine at wal mart. i thoguht they had the lowest prices
     
  13. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    so i took ur advice and bought another home drug test and did it this morning using my first pee of the morning (which contains the most toxins or watever) and i passed again. so i should be basically in the clear right for saturday or monday? and i know i wasnt diluted or anything because i only drank like two or three waters the day before
     
  14. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    good luck with the test, I hope you pass, maybe they will use a cheap one
     
  15. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Hell yes, I mean dilute just to make sure the day of the test but you should be golden.

    just make sure you don't smoke again till then lol
     
  16. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    alright so good news i guess i dont have to take the test for another 7 or 8 days. that will give me a total of about 20 days clean. ive already passed 3 at home drug test. he said it will be an "on site" drug test. are these more difficult than a test at a clinic or watever?
     
  17. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    No that means it's simple dip stick test, those are the easiest to pass.
     

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