That awkward moment when you have to fart around folks.

You froze your fish? They're going to be awfully mad when you thaw them out.

 

I don't think they'll be able to express their emotions when i do thaw them out & eat them

 

someone once told me the average person farts thirteen times a day

 

Guess I'm not average...

 

i probably fart 13 times before lunch.

 

maybe eat less cabbage

 

I am very comfortable around my friends so I usually try to sit as close to them as possible before letting it rip.

 

are they comfortable around you? :mickey:

 

maybe not their noses

 

^ This^

The only time I try to conceal my farts is when I'm on a date with a girl that I don't know very well. And sometimes not even then.

It's a freakin fart. If everyone does it 13 times a day then why the hell are we hiding it from each other??

 

maybe we're not proud of the aromas flowing from our bodies?

 

I would never do a loud one on purpose. I let deadly silent ones go, then walk away if I can.

 

maybe in heaven there will be no more farts because we won't have to do all that digesting...

 

They have no choice but to be, lol.

 

Once my friend farted in my eye ..

 

did it make you cry?

 

No , but the bottom part of my eye shook for a moment..