The 42nd Random Facts Epic

omgs.. paranoid conspiratorial delusions.. so i'm watching wheel of fortune. i'm pretty sure we're being subliminally massaged.. listen closely u will hear strange noises i'm at a loss to explain. this is NOT the first time i have noticed this. try it, you'll see

 

rf: I am not surprised.

 

i've had it up to my eyeballs with this bullshit. just all of it. christmas, for fucks sake.. baby jesus' bday supposedly. lets celebrate by buying shit made in china with money we dont have for people we dont get along with. hey here's an idea.. lets celebrate by not celebrating.. that makes more sense. im a buddhist, a hindu, a christian, maybe a muslim and a jew.. i dont know. apparently i'm not even allowed to be a vegetarian because i was born a normal person here in fuckville usa..

 

are you ok? not so chipper this evening.

 

yes, i'm just leaving jewels for my grandkids to find. kids, if you're reading this, your grandmother was a whore.

obtw, thanks for asking :daisy:

 

Dear Santa bring me more panties..

 

Angry Machinist Is Angry........:hide:



Cheers Glen.

 

:2thumbsup:

 

i really wish i could un-see that cyst extracting video... ew

i didnt even watch the whole thing, i skipped to the nasty stuff and was like ughh gross!
all cause i got curious. lol

 

i almost got damn killed crossing the street.. my mind was somewhere else

 

my ankle aches

 

i drink juice straight from the carton

 

the new plastic hundred dollar bills are out

Ive not seen one yet in person

 

It seems earlier than it is...

 

I think its like 11pm..

 

Yeah, me too, but that's not right. The time is now 1:02 a. m. Eastern Standard Time.

 

elliot ness is on.... FML!!!!!!!!!! 5mins til Gunsmoke .. woot..

 

Moving is brutal.

 

i'd not tell mrs gren...

she had quite the list of chores in store for you :mickey:

 

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar