The 42nd Random Facts Epic

Did you try singing the "Rain, Rain Go Away" song???

 

my arms feel like they weigh 100 pounds

 

rain rain go away.. eh what are friends for...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Ad_X6WUns"]Panda pees on friend in Chinese zoo - YouTube

 

my dream girlfriend :love:

i luve this women :love:

 

my boarders uncle crashed his canadian fighter jet during world war 2...him and his co-pilot had to eject over tucson arizona...uncle's chute did not deploy properly....but no problem cause the dude landed in a half full swimming pool in the back yard of a home..he ended up losing one leg...HIS CALL NAME BEFORE THE CRASH WAS ''POGO''...so they called him uncle pogo after the war....this is a different dude than last weeks story...this dude is documented in several war books and journals

hats off to lucky pogo

 

she the one off always sunny right ???

 

yes and if you ever see her tell her big t said what's up :afro:

 

went jogging with my dog. man is he a good motivator.

i felt like my lungs were gonna collapse. lol

 

Dark streets, coupled with too many cocktails is never a good combination.

 

need to drill two new 7/8ths holes for the angle cylinders...then paint the bracket ..bolt it together and wait for a snow storm

 

What were they doing flying over Arizona, one wonders...

That's my wife, damn you!

Was hospitalization required then?

 

i wanted to make bubble tea today, minus the bubbles (tapioca) but im already a little over my calorie limit.. damn. lol maybe tomorow.

 

My sister has been having real bad PMS. the doctor wants her to stop the pill. I said to her you think you can behave? Or get some rubbers

 

I'm bored i need some entertainment

 

If only it was that simple.

 

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.

 

How can you be bored with all this going on?

Well Tipsy, as so often happens your lack of specifics is driving my mind to the most extreme imaginings. So what could happen to a highly tipsy young woman on a dark street that would be complicated? The two possibilities that spring to mind are mugging and rape. I would hope that neither of these happened to you, but I'm hard pressed to come up with other possibilities...

And there you have it. Sometimes I think that without my problems, my life would feel empty and pointless.

 

yoga kicked my ASS yesterday !! fuck i am sore. i had not been in a month or two

i have a new romantic interest which, in my case, basically means i have a new person to be awkward and creep out :eggnog:

 

Weeks Ago You Said You Were Going To Let Your Hair Dread,

I Haven't Read Anything Since...



Cheers Glen.