The age old question..

a ninja would run that shit. a samurai would be even better than a ninja...but...a ninja would still kick a pirates ass, hands down.

 

pirate

 

ok if a pirate and a ninja have a drinking competition who wins? The pirate obviously!
If a ninja and a pirate have a duel with pistols the pirate will win cos the ninja doesn't know how to use them!
If the ninja and a pirate have to both hide! the pirate is better cos he can pretend hes a tree with his wooden leg. A ninja dressed in black stands out like a sore thumb!

If anyone likes pirate songs buy Golden Apples new CD its got "Captain Bigfinger" on there teehehehe makes me giggle!

 

Pirates all the way muthaFuckers

 

ninjas would kick ass

 

Aren't ninjas assassins? Also, pirates are just thieves right? Hmmm, someone whose occupation is killing or someone whose occupation is violent freeloading. I'd say ninjas would win.