The Annoyance Survey

i just bought a book called "Teen Angst: A Celebration of Really Bad Poetry"
ahahaha

 

Ahahaa

 

Don't come to me
To cure your itch
You beef-witted rancid
Whorebag bitch
'Cause if you do
I'll dig a ditch
And throw your runty
Garbage ass in it!
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU!
May gophers gnaw on your tits
And spiders crawl up your ass
I'd rather have some fun
On this side of my gun
And watch them sew
Your arms back on again
YEE HAW!

 

The phone is a goddess.
I kneel before her fat, malicious smile.
I plead with her, beg with her to.
Bring me information, news, plans.
I use her, gratuitously.
I fondle her, stroke her, hum
Into her earpiece.
She thanks me by farting busy signals.
She twirls her grimy cord between her thick fingers.
She reaches down,
Plucks a string of drool off my chin.
It lolls down her finger.
Maliciously, she slirps up
My saliva, relishing my pain,
Master of my solitude.





i put these poems in my lj..but i didn't tell anyone that i didn't write it..
muahahaha
hahaha people think i'm a freak now yay

 

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! that's fucking YES! AHHA

 

"Malicious" is used more than once. Teehee. Ooooh... so many adjectives to pour over. ...

 

Golly gosh, those make my vagina cry.

So much so that I temporarily forgot how to spell "vagina".

 

virginia...

 

what's a yes??

 

i write bad poetry, well i used to-i havent for a while, but i never claimed to be good? do i count

 

i have no idea

i'm glad that caffeine is wearing off now

 

kay?

 

1. What is your greatest weakness?
Don't know yet, as yet I believe it to be my hubris


2. What do you hate?
Certain qualities that I see in myself as well as others such as arrogance, hypocrisy, emotional weakness and occasional stupidity.


3. What do you despise?
Mayonaise, my father and people who aren't true to themselves for the purpose of power\popularity


4. Who gets on your nerves?
George bush, My father, My sister, my brother in law, drivers who don't signal


5. What's your pet peeve?
out-sourced tech support

 

1. What is your greatest weakness? I don't have any :H Except maybe a few...



2. What do you hate? Hate



3. What do you despise? Ignorant, arrogant, narrow-minded, judgemental, mean, superficial people..



4. Who gets on your nerves? I get on my nerves sometimes



5. What's your pet peeve? I have lots, but I'm also good at ignoring them.

 

1. What is your greatest weakness? unsure....



2. What do you hate? Stupid people, people



3. What do you despise? stupid people who belive themselves to be clever



4. Who gets on your nerves? stupid people, people



5. What's your pet peeve? people

 

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