I've been in love with my breast lately. It's so fun to be a girl, you have boobs to play with anytime you like
My breasts have been annoying and hurtful lately =((( Anyways hooray for coffee And having the day to spend with my husband and a day to take as many valiums as we want.
I'm praising my hands today, not only are they freakishly small they help me accomplish tasks, go on with your badself hands...
I want to praise shirts that when needed for work, miraculously dry in an abnormally fast time and are so perfectly uncreased, nobody outside of a military dress sergeant could ever realise that they hadn't been ironed.