The Aristochats

I got chips

 

Can't decide if I want mobile or full view..

 

Don't you know about vinegar strokes Aerianne? Those don't like them to me.

http://youtu.be/_u5_8YGvZW8

 

Ha Ha Ha! I could never even look at my last lover when he came. His face made me laugh hysterically.

 

some of the best orgasms are after a laughter "stall"
kid banging on something in the other room
having a pet fall off the bed
you falling off the bed
being pregnant and having to call time-out because the bladder impact is fixing to be a big mess and positions must be changed NOW...

laughter is great in the bedroom

 

Laughter is awesome in the bedroom but I think it might have messed this guy up if I laughed at his face while he was climaxing. He had a kind of fragile ego.

 

Into second round of pool comp today. 2-1 in first round. I ran 6 balls off the break on my second game and then I was stuck on the loser ball for about 10 minutes and he beat me. Final game of three, I think I was losing confidence every shot. But I finished the third game well.

 

Six balls off the break. Nice, Irmi.

 

A bee stung my gooch earlier today >.<

 

Translate, please.

 

A bee (the little yellow and black thing that flys around with a stinger on it, buzzing) stung my gooch, aka the area between my scrotum and anus.

 

And ill have you know that I beat that bee mercilessly after he did that.

 

I made semi final. Lost 1-2. All good I did some awesome shots to memory bank angles.

Should probably clarify that "running" six balls off the break doesn't mean I sunk 6 balls from the break more so, I sunk one ball off the break then the next 5 in a row before handing it over. And that last ball I sweat to God was a magnet and it sat right on the opponents balls. It sucks when you've got one left and the table is cluttered and blocked with their shitty leftovers.

We we just found really cheap stone cooked pizzas at the grocery so we bought them and will add stuff to make them awesome for us.

 

And we won 140€ on the gamble machines.

 

we call that area a taint around these parts

 

going for a mini road trip to take a friend to the reservation....I will buy cheap gas too and maybe some firecrackers if they have ladyfingers

 

lady fingers are the tiny little ones that you can hold in your hand and explode......maybe an inch long and a mm wide

 

Did I see/hear you say firecrackers?!?

I need to get in there Right Now and make some.

Getting Mama's breakfast is a 12 step process...lordhavemercy

Yesterday I had to get a new coffee pot...NOT a coffee maker...those are banned in this house. I thought I was going to lose my mind yesterday as I searched for the "right" kind. I never found the EXACT right kind, but did find one that is close to "right" in the sporting section of one of the Big Ass gun/sports stores in town.

I bought a pack of cigarettes...but not at the sports/gun/coffee pot store.

My son bought me a nice coffee maker a few years back...The Mother "disappeared" that coffee maker with snappy quickness. and no, she never admitted it and it has never been seen again, nor was it ever used. gad

 

What in the WORLD?!?

Nobody has posted since I posted around 9am and now its 2:30.

People have lives?! :yikes:

lol I did not do my best work in the kitchen for this meal. Its been so long since I've been in there, actually cooking without The Mother levitating on my back...I've got to remember some things. :-/

The boy is doing something with the football box he is hired to maintain IT wise, so he isn't here yet.

dagnabbit...

WHAT IS EVERYBODY DOING?