the babtist church near our house posts signs that

this thread reminded me of these bumper stickers i keep seeing lately. They say 'your mom was pro-life' which is stupid and wrong obviously, and they piss me off.

 

We should fight back with "I wish my mom would have aborted me" bumper stickers

 

I say pull up their signs and replace them with something different. I remember there used to be "God was here" signs around churches and whatever.
We always wanted to steal a few and then put them outside burnt houses, car wrecks, etc.

 

That's awesome! She does rock.
I personally think that in some cases, vandalism can be a good thing.

 

I hate the church on our street. They've got all the same shit on their sign....2 weeks ago one of the bastards that attend church there stole my stepmother's little dog....we know for a FACT it was one of them because several people saw the person open their car door and pick him up. I went to the church and asked everyone, and suddenly now no body has a clue where the dog is. We put flyers on all the cars in the lot with "thou shall not steal" written across the top of it. It's so awful, my stepmother has had cancer, 3 strokes, and has recently been diagnosed with a severe case of multiple sclerosis, and that little dog was the only thing keeping her sane.

Fucking hypocrite fuckers.

 

One of the many Baptist churches near me sends flyers in the mail with skulls and crossbones on them. Looks very cultish to me. The problem with churches for me is the hierarchy. People in power and control of the rest of the flock. Nature and the outdoors is my cathedral. If I want my brain washed I'll do it myself.

 

I used to prank call liveprayer ministries while on tv (It's on WB out of Tampa, Florida at 1am) and call as different people. Once I said I had a friend who was addicted to pornography and everything and another time I called as a homosexual and I got the pastor to say "bondage" about 6 times and recorded the phone call to my computer. I think liveprayer is fake as shit... the pastor guy got thrown in jail for fraud or embezzlement or something before... I've heard about it.

 

first of all... I dont like most churches though the ones in new zealand are for the most part alright. there's a few with signs like "repent or burn" though.


Also, Did you know that Ali G is jewish? his real name is sacha cohen? He belonged to my youth movement.

 

Since I've got a rather Jewish last name, I've recieved letters adressed to me in the mail, warning me about going to hell unless I accept Jesus...they were adressed from around Seattle Washington....fucking ethnic-less city.

 

Wow, I'd be afraid if that happened to me. A week or 2 ago there was a guy arrested here in a church full of people, waving an axe and yelling about his beliefs. Scary shit.

 

It was pretty creepy, especially since it came from the same region where some guy drove down to Los Angeles (where I was living at the time) and killed a bunch of young Jewish children in a pre-school.....