The Ban game cont.

banned for letting loose a SBD in the elevator....

 

Banned for repeatedly sending mail to Bob Dylan ......asking "wheres the answer?" "wheres the answer my friend?"

 

banned for not sending us some cooler weather down from Canada...

 

Banned for forgetting the lyrics to the Gilligan's Island theme song and inserting the word "vagina" in it 12 times.

 

Banned for bringing the whole family to Costco every day at 5 pm ...and eating at every sample table..then calling it "going out for dinner"

 

Banned for subliminally trying to get me to do that.

 

Banned for being the president of the "Mork and Mindy"fan club

 

banned for not skipping rope or tryin out that hola hoop you got for Christmas....

 

Banned for saying "meep meep" every time you see a train entering a tunnel

 

How'd you know I do that?....
Banned for being clairvoyant.........:-0

 

Banned for putting to much labor and stain on the Heavy E string on the bass.
Its labor day you know...
Your suppose to have a baby....

 

me be way too old fer babies....
but, yer banned for havin your band over last night, playin loud music till dawn...

 

Banned for buying sour cream and onion chip dip......for dipping your sour cream and onion chips

 

Banned for banning too many banned banners who live like they ban the place!

 

Banned for not making sense

 

banned for makin crop circles....

 

Banned for inviting your friends over to see your new pool table.........and its this

 

Well now, thats neat....

But, your banned for gamblin while playing pool in my barn with OWB & Born25YearsTooLate....

 

Banned for not sharing his liquor

 

Banned for not knowing how may licks it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.