The Ban game cont.

Banned for following democrats around and constantly saying "hee-haw"

 

banned cause its Monday....

 

Banned for sticking finger in crack and going around to ask everyone to "smell my finger"

 

banned for sticking your entire hand in your butt crack, and going around asking people to lick your hand

 

Banned for repeating the phrase "Mikey likes it" everytime someone gives you something

 

banned for failing to remember something....?....

 

Banned for failing geometry.

 

Banned for always jumping in elevators and freaking out the old people

 

banned for farting in the elevators full of people, and blaming the person beside you

 

Banned for flipping the bird at every kid who looks at you when you drive your car behind the school bus

 

banned because its was mandated by Canadian politburo...:-0

 

Banned for signing a bill to invade Canada

 

Banned for painting your finger nails to read.. Vote Obama!

 

Banned for just painting your fingernails

 

banned for reasons that are to remain forever secret for reasons of national insecurity....

 

banned for feeding your chipmunks fake plastic peanuts

 

Banned for compulsively placing little saddles on squirrells

 

Banned for buying a pig farm........and insisting that all the pigs wear little blue vests

 

Banned for dying on the inside a little everytime he hears a bird chirp.

 

Banned for calling daughter "a rude, thoughtless pig"..





(http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,267302,00.html)