The Ban game cont.

banned for shoving horse shit up his nose

 

Banned for getting arrested and charged with "public indecency with a banana"

 

banned for providing the banana

 

banned for always walking with straight arms

 

banned for instant replies

 

banned for licking random armpits at the mall

 

banned for sniffing peoples butts when introduced for the first time

 

banned for pissing on trees and people who serve as a threat

 

Banned for clogging up all the toilets.

 

Banned for giving the finger to all school bus kids who look at him

 

banned for melting down coins and making funky statues of them...

 

banned for bar b q-ing his pet goat

 

banned because the only CD in his car is an old Jerky Boys album

 

Banned for recording and independently releasing "farting to the oldies"