The "Ban" Game. =]

banned for putting on an orange shirt and hard hat, and directing traffic, until the cops showed up

 

banned for scaring me with his signature pic... i was already traumatized from that dream....

 

Banned for not having as much fun in the dream as I.

 

Banned for trying to feed your ears with earwigs

 

Banned for looking directly at a solar eclipse.

 

Banned for trying to convince people that YOU were the cause of said solar eclipse and that worship is due :huh:

 

Banned for using toothpaste as a dietary supplement.

 

Banned for regular meals of leaves sprinkled with ground saw dust

 

Banned for dancing with a duck.

 

Banned for riding your toy train around the park

 

Banned for not using proper punctuation in your last 126 posts. (.) but I know girls hate periods...

 

Banned for your smart remarks.

 

Banned for making sun brewed tea in a fish tank with fish still in it..

 

Banned for the excess consumption of carrots.

 

Banned for using carrots inapropriatly.

 

BANNED...for letting the inapropriate use of a vegetable cross your mind.

 

Banned for having a Sunshine Day Dream while having a Wet Dream..

 

banned for dressing up your computer in a wedding gown, and pretending to marry SOMEONE, then calling all your family, saying you got hitched. But really youre sitting there sweaty, stinky, and laughing hysterically.

 

:computer: Banned for not filing for a divorce.

 

Banned for not posting a sign at the bottom your tree house stating: Beware of Falling Drunks...