The best date you ever went on.

aw.

dave and i tend to have a lot of really fun times. it just kinda happens. remember the school house concert, dave? hhhhhhaaaaa!

 

Oh man you mean the time i tought that guy not to grab your tits.

 

lol. and the mormons.

remember that one girl we saw wearing nothing but a toga racing up to the blockbuster drop box? omg, that was so funny.

 

The Mormons were awesome. I like the guy passed out nude in his truck half in and half out of his door.

 

My place --> Gas Station --> Mall --> Buckle --> Spencers --> Demo --> Jamba Juice --> Studio --> Sister's House --> Hot Tub --> Pool --> Hot Tub --> Pool --> Hot Tub --> Room

 

OMG. how long did we sit there with the head lights on his bare ass hanging out his truck wondering if he was okay before deciding that neither of us wanted to go find out?

 

LOL yep

 

The best dates I've had werent really dates.


And my most favorite of those moments will always be the day I met John in person. The whole day was so fun and magical to me. Since the moment he went to pick me up in the train station and I was turning around trying to find him, while I talk to him on the phone and he was " I can see you" and running to give him the best hug ever. We went to Jack's daycare so I could meet him. Jack was so tiny then and I was so happy that when John was holding him, he came to me. Going to the Wawa was fun. Going to High Rocks was even more fun.
I met his mom the same day and then we were on our way on a 24 hour Greyhound ride to SC than in any other situation and with any other person would have been frustrating, but with him was the most fun. I was so happy, we got to talk so much, we met so many people and everyone was so extremely nice to us. I didnt care about being tired, layovers, uncomfortable bus seats, crazy people. It was all fun to me

 

Remember the black guy we hung out with for so long in VA, who let me in front of him to get on the bus so I could stay with you?
And remember when the police came in NC because we feel asleep in the park? And the bar! I love that bar. Flying Saucer, right? I think that was in Salisbury

 

My best date was a blow job in a New York Department of Parks restroom...that I had to turn down because she was a tranny.

 

No wonder you flirt online so often

 

Oh oh. Back off a little, my guy.

Thanks.

 

well praxis that is sad I think you missed your chance at getting with your soulmate now what are you gonna do

 

I've been lost in life ever since! :banghead::banghead:

 

Let me get this straight. Who was blowing who? Were you turned off by his tits?

 

i haven't dressed as a tranny since. i was so disappointed. i failed. *sobs*

 

Of course I member. That guy was so nice and I was all worried, because I had saved you a seat and the guy i the bus was, all "miss, you cant be saving no seats" and I told him "there's so many other empty seats, if they get full, then cool, whoever gets on next can have it and Ill get off". He was angry at me, but luckily that didnt have to happen.
I remember the Flying Saucer and the bartender that let us drink for free because you gave him an Arrogant Bastard and remember the guy who showed us the bar, the homeless guy with the cool dog and remember the dog loved me?



and I think the bar was in Raleigh, NC... wasnt it?

 

You guys are a little dense on the sarcasm meter today.

Do catch up.

 

you guys took a 24 hour bus ride?

jeeeeeeeeeesus.

that would have straight killed me.