The Best Story Ever Told!

then the princess gets a pistal shoots herslef in the head and lord whatever fucks the bullet hole. after this he made a clone of her so nothing bad realy happened. after a nose to nose pie fight with the gypsy clowns from denver they all went to bed and had wet dream about some kill.

the caSTLE THEN BURNT TO THE GROUND BY FIRE FIGHTERS ON STRIKE!!!!!!

 

the lord "thingy" woke uop it was all a dream
wiayt no, 'not all of it was a dream' he says. he turns aroudn fast and sees that his castle is still full of smoke, and instantly gets high. 'nothing like hotbxing a castle' then a knock on the door.......