Too bad you had to spend 2 weeks earning that $5 giving head at a penny a try. Chapstick would have been a better thought.
Yeah, it's a good thing you got the BIG bottle to share...that still leaves some for you. It's probably difficult getting hard for that toothless old whore at the trailer park.
How can the same thing be said to me? I made the joke first and worded it better. Guess you're as smart as you are funny....... doesn't say much for ya.
clearly, both were posted at 7:30. wording or how funny they are is all subjective...next time, take a look around and then get back to me
Maybe you could join a freak show to raise money to get that parasitic twin head removed from your shoulder.