The Canadians are taking over

(Thanks for stepping up there when I was falling short.)

Why stop at just showing each other?

 

i'll get the crayons and we can draw a picture of each others .. like in that movie titanic

 

Seriously, come bear my illigitimate children

 

no can do.. unless.. nah that'd be to complex

 

It wouldn't be complex at all. As soon as we were finished, I'd pretend like I didn't even know you. Of course, if we stick to your maple leaf, then children shouldn't be a problem.

 

ahaha.. i already have 3 kids.. and i have that "fixed" so i won't have more

 

oh, well , I see what you mean about complexity then.

 

yep.. guess i'll just have to continue being used for sex minus the pregnancy scare .. but the doctors told me there is always a 1 in 500 chance.. so i figure if i "do it" 501 times..

 

501? heck, we could knock that out over a weekend.

 

ahahaha.. you sure you could keep up with me?

 

What I lack in stamina I make up for in quickness.

Wait, that didn't sound right...

 

AHAHAHAHAHA.. i really should stop typing.. i'm saying too much .. i'm trying not to let everyone here know i'm a sexual pervert.. but i guess some have figured it out .. damn it i did it again!

 

Yeah, you gotta keep that stuff quiet like I do.

 

you'll have to teach me

 

I can sum up my personal strategy in several easy to read bullet points. At least I think I can. Let's see how it turns out...

• Even thought I am absolutely amazing in bed, I pretend like I'm not. That way people don't ask for more details
• Always let another poster turn a thread into perversion first. On this site, that never takes long.
• Keep your sexual comments vague. Directness is for PMs
• Always send me nekkid pics if you are a chick

 

i smell a pimp.

 

good to know..


i've still said too much.

 

I swear I'm trying to be non-pimpish. It's hard for me though. It's just so ingrained in me.

I'm trying to stop being a pimp and be more of an undercover nympho.

 

Do like me. Dissapear from this site for a year, reinvent yourself, and then come back.

 

a year? i'd need somewhere to hide