The Chatalytic Chatverter Chatmisson..

lol... reminds me of the movie Species.... and Psycho ...duhh

 

lol You have no idea the hardships we women face!

 

No, they fart when they sleep and deny the whole thing.. even when the camera dont lie.. lol

 

Silly, why bother under the covers when we have our state-of-the-art decompression apparatus! Now you know why we take so long in the restroom.

 

you take so long in the rest room cause you talk about unnecessary things. you have English 101 in there.

men go in unload and leave.

 

Hey, all our convos concern crucial matters. The proper application of eyeliner is no small deal!

 

International Airports are a great example of men not wanting to be in bathrooms together..

20 men in a massive restroom, all ages sizes and shapes an not a single word for minutes.

We all know were we piss and shit and its best not open mouth and inhale invisible toxins..lol

 

lol I take it all back. You men have it much worse.

 

Goes both way girl.

 

Naw, didn't you know our s*** don't stink? ;-) But that's a whole other conversation! Gotta go to dinner now... (saved by the bell!)

 

I was waiting for it to dig in and snap his neck like a toothpick.

From the video suggestions at the end of that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKHz7wOjb9w#t=137

At least that would be a good way to die.

 

Brought in the matching end table... Erin freaked as expected...

 

RIP PR, world's first non-diabetic to die of sudden diabetic ketoacidosis.

 

Probably all that grass fed butter...

 

Not ketogenic enough.

My butter is steak-fed.

 

Watch out you don't get Mad Cow...

 

PR eats talapia


makes me want to barf thinking about it....makes me smile knowing he eats it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzK-8qFKm1Q


fish farms use talapia to clean the ponds after old batch of good fish has been there

 

Just bought alcohol for the first time in like a year. Or two.

Dollar store wine.

It's my opinion that wine is all of the same quality: welches+yeast. There are different recipes (I'd rather have sangria, but I don't, I have 4 dollar merlot), but yellow tail is the most expensive wine that is not totally crazily outlandishly expensive for what it is.

That said, this is a smaller looking bottle at home than in the store - makes me somewhat less sad to be drinking it alone.

I'll probably be all grown up and stick half in the fridge. I'd have some fish with it, but had a large tuna steak (or so they call it) a few hours ago, and want salmon for tomorrow (mmm.... mercury).

 

Played hockey, ran some errands, got a bit of cleaning and organizing done, spent some time in the hot tub. Caught up on all my dvr'd shows and went to work.
today was a very busy day....
needed it though after how little i got done on saturday and sunday.