The Chicken Came Before The Egg!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lunarverse, Jul 15, 2010.

  1. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    youre overthinking now. be like me and shun thought.
     
  2. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Okay...

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  3. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I'm too drunk to read this thread, but the chicken (or whatever it evolved to) came before the egg.
     
  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Yes, as the title and the science article stated, it apparently did.
     
  5. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    I knew this without scientific data. I'm extremely awesome but you might not have figured that already :cheers2:
     
  6. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    And do share, how has this awesomeness enabled you to decipher such a question?

    Perhaps you'd care to answer, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" with the same reasoning.
     
  7. Chapter13

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    *eats chicken* god bless evolution
     
  8. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Either the road was in it's path or the road was in the path of a punk rocker who had a chicken pinned to his cheek.
     
  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    lol, what? Why would a punk rocker have a chicken pinned to his cheek? He likes the look of it?
     
  10. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Uhh, perhaps we can rule that one out
     
  11. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I've never once seen a chicken cross the road, and eggs comes from hens not chickens anyway@@@@!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    You've lost me.
     
  13. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I wonder if Vegans will start to eat eggs now? ;)
     
  14. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I've always wanted to ask a pro-lifer if they eat eggs.
     
  15. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Because it could :D
     
  16. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Why not if they are not fertilized?
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I was just curious about it...you've made a good point though.
     
  18. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    You need to jiz in a pussy (as in need a cock) to make babies/eggs. Is that base enough for you?
     
  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Yes. I'm aware of the process of insemination. Thanks for clearing that up though. And with such relevance too.
     
  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    Actually, the eggs happen regardless of fertilization. They're what the little swimmers fertilize. What is this world coming to?

    And reptiles laid eggs long before the advent of chickens.
     
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