The Chicken Came Before The Egg!

What came first, Godzilla or the omelette?

 

The chicken was reptile before it grew feathers. Either way it came first (as in spunked his load into that other reptile/chicken) to make the next reptile/breed of chicken//colonal sanders/watermelon/kool aid/ aids/ famine/food stamps/crack.

My mind links stuff

 

I don't accept it.

 

Which part? The egg or the chicken?

 

But it wasn't a chickenbefore feathers. It was something else. Eggs been around much longer, being a crucial part of that particular style I've reproduction.

You can't just point at the bones of some reptile that may have evolved over time into a chicken and say "look! A chicken!"

 

Right. But something had to lay the egg in the first place. After hundreds of years of genetic evolution, the 'chicken' would have experienced new life threatening shit which would have altered it's egg to deal with whatever it saw.

The resulting adult will not be what we call a chicken. Therefore the chicken came before the egg, but the chicken was something else before it inadvertently changed its egg from life experience.

 

Yoohoo, we need a third coordinate. It is a time and space question.

 

So then the question should be, "What came first, the chicken or the chicken egg."

Because if the question was about eggs in general, eggs have been around longer than chickens. Relatives and ancestors of chickens have no place in this discussion as the subject of the matter is clearly defined as 'chicken'. Anything that is not wholly a chicken is not a chicken, it is something else.

 

Hahaha. You're a bullshit ARTIST. Lol.

 

Heh. That was part of my first post.

 

Dope is saying we need a third coordinate. If this is a space/time thing than a third coordinate could most likely be either a time or a location?

A chicken at some step in evolution was born of something that was not an egg. Then for many hundreds of years (while coming from somewhere/something else) during an evolutionary step, developed eggs inside, which eventually became the eggs from which chickens come...?

I may have just contradicted my post about evolution not playing a part.

 

I'm starting to think the question itself is flawed. Perhaps it was coined by some pseudo intellectual dullard some time throughout the past few thousand years. It's most likely one of those questions that isn't supposed to have a definitive answer, such as;

If a tree falls in the...
Where am I?
Why am I here?
Where am I going?
Where have I been?
Is there life after death?
Is there a god and if so what it is?

 

an egg. God is an egg!!

 

Satan must be the frying pan. If god is an egg, what is the shell? Consciousness?

 

calcium carbonate.

 

Here's your answer

 

gosh, i dunno? which was around first? french chefs or japanese whackos?

 

I think a French chef inseminated a Japanese wacko one day. Godzilla and the omelette happened to have been conceived over pillow talk.

 

Absolutely. Heres some more BS for you. We came from the ocean and our fingers were once fins

 

I think that was our first mistake. We should have stayed in the ocean.