I like my coffee like I like my men *creepy chain-smoker, dirty-mary sippin', casino-rat, sportin' really poofy hair with way too much hairspray...old lady laugh* Did that help paint a visual or just really confuse you all? lol
I remember once I was at a party and I busted out a saying like that "I like my scotch like I like my ladies, 12 years old and on ice" Safe to say it didn't go down to well.
I have coffee, it's good. Also someone told me that I look like robert smith from the cure. With my crazy hair.