The Coffee Thread

I think it's a sign that you're buying shit coffee

 

I bought this years ago

Mine by Jo King posted Oct 28, 2018 at 9:40 AM

 

I usually drink it black but when I bought my newest french press it came with a little milk frother so i've been putting a splash of milk in it lately

 

Lolz

 

I prefer espresso.

 

Come on now, come on, theres no grown up that exists that doesnt get addicted to coffee

Barista, take away coffee at least anyway

 

My dad.

He drinks a Mt. Dew first thing in the morning.

 

i'm a child at heart.

 

Coffee soon.
Pics to come.

 

You're correct! Except the part about energy though... caffeine is definitely a stimulant. It can make you pretty jittery, actually. And your teeth do get coffee stains. I typically chew gum to try and curb the effect. I go through two or three pieces of gum per day that way! And it does give you bad breat; another reason for the gum.

 

Chewing gum isn't good for your digestive system.
Coffee is.

So nerr.

 

I heard gum makes you fart because you swallow air... I think I read it somewhere, actually. I don't believe it though. If I fart, I fart, but I think it has more to do with digestion than air.

 

It also tricks your body into thinking you're eating so your tummy starts to work but isn't actually processing anything.

 

yeah, it can give you energy, but it takes a ridiculous amount to get there. energy doesn't do much good if it doesn't come until you're already fighting massive nausea from all the coffee you just drank. and like you said, it makes you jittery rather than giving you any useful energy.

 

True.

I find, though, that if I drink a third cup in the morning that I'm wired. Like on speed... But, I never do that. Two cups wakes me up just a little bit, but I can tell it helps to keep me moving at the gym (I go after my two cups).