The Crocodile Hunter was mudered by the CIA!!!!

When that stingray got him through the heart, they say he would have lived if he had been treated on the beach, but because he took it out straight away cus he didn't want it to die he paid the ultimate price.

Dunno how much truth is in that story but it was on the news......I think :s ??

 

Has anyone else noticed the remarkable similarities between the stingray and the stealth bomber? Coincidence? I think not.

 

That stingray flew a plane in 911 too.
I just found that out by asking the magic 8-ball.

 

Was the magic 8-ball ticking???????

 

Why, yes...yes it was!

*suddenly realizes significance of said ticking.*

Kabooooooooooom!

 

Have you ever seen the stingray and george bush in the same room at the same time???? Proof enough people!!!

 

Hahaha. Man they've all got you going real good. Well this is just what the Shadow government in area 51 wants you to do, so speculate away and get yourselves further and further from the the truth. The truth is the at the time of his death Mr. Irwin was no longer his own man. He had been made the test subject of a secret psi-op program instute by the group know only as tachyon-7. Its ultimate goal was to telepathically link humans to the psychic emanations of neurons in the brain. Unfortunately, something went wrong and Mr. Irwin lost the abaility to control his nascent power. He was removed from the group and all evidence of his involvement was destroyed. Tachyon-7 had contemplated killing him, but such an act was deemed to be too risky as it would result in some embarrasing questions. They did not foresee his untimely death due to his own psi ability run amoke. He had as it happens inadvertantly telepathically commanded the ray to sting and kill him. Mr. Irwin's own involvement in the group in not itself nearly as scandlous as the existence of the research and it's intended goal of world domination, of which Mr. Irwin was unaware. He had been duped into particication in the program when it was found that his natural psi ability was far beyond anything ever seen. He was told the story that the program goal was to develope the ability to telepathically warn animals of coming danger and envirnomental disters such as oil spills. The ever trusting Mr. Irwin never suspected a thing.


P.s. So, do I win the Pressed Rat prize?

 

I shanked him....

 

judges are still debating, but damn good entry.

 

I knew it!

 

A resident expert who wishes to called frankenmunkee has photos of the CIA planning the hit , there was a slide prensentation AND a musical montage, but his cell phone has no video option, so he couldnt capture the music.