The DMV thinks i'm an illegal alien

They brought in two police officers for that?

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Sounds like that case in Florida a few years ago when they handcuffed that kindergarten girl.

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Yes. Very strict school. You know no cuts about the knees in our pants lest we be categorized as "bums" as my principal affectionatly calls them. No sagging pants or your a "bum". No pants or skirts above the knee. Shoulder straps must be four fingers wide. ID's worn at all times if you don't have them you buy one for a dollar and if you don't have a dollar you get Friday twilight from 3:30 to 5:00 which you also get for having gum, food, or anything besides water and if you skip that you get two days out of school. Or work detail in the form of picking up trash around campus. The usual.

 

Are you at a regular school or a reformatory/prison?

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A regular school. You also get twilight if you have gum, food, or any drink besides water in class. If you skip twilight you get two days out of school suspension. Most of the teachers will let you slide a time or two though with food or like a cell phone or something just tell you to put it away. But not the strict ones.

 

2 PO's for a prank on a sub...wow

just fucking wow

 

If they pulled that search stunt again and actually tried to go through with it, I would tell them that the story would be going to the news media. Get the badge numbers of the officers and the name of the VP.

Someone needs to go up against that type of behavior.

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Like I said before very strict school. Our principal pretty much lectures us for five minutes every morning and afternoon. You should see him when he gets angry he's bald so his head turns red. But we are very well behaved i'll give him that. He actually kept us with announcements until five minutes after the final one was supposed to leave. He had about five one last things. I was impatient because I had to get to the DMV. I swear he treates us like criminals even though we have one of the best reputations around for behavior.

 

Bald head turning red.

Does it also turn yellow and orange for the lower threat levels in the Homeland Security color scheme?

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No, though he did make a memorable comment about how not standing for the pledge meant down the road standing for another countries one down the road. They also don't let you walk if you owe money. Even like ten cents. You don't walk at graduation if you don't pay. I just solve that by not going to the library.

 

Better not try leaving early. I read a news article a while back about a high school girl who hopped a fence during a fire drill at the high school. Guess she wanted to cut class. They arrested her for it.

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You mean they don't even arrest you if you don't stand for the pledge? That's un-American.

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No I was in like the coolest teacher evers class. He teaches multicultural ed a class about all religions and he knows like everything I swear. He always wears these crazy ties to. He's awesome. I bet he'd wear crazy jeans to if teachers were allowed to wear them.

 

I stand I just don't say it. I've said it for like ten years now. I think my country will forgive me somehow.

 

At least you have some good teachers. Hope they don't lose their jobs for being too open.

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In the old days, students would close their eyes and whoever took something would put it back on the desk.

We've come a long way.

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I remember doing that at some point. I felt bad for the substitute though she was elderly. Boy that lady cop yelled at us..........I felt very upset. Not to mention it was my vice principal that came in*we have three*now he probably thinks i'm a trouble maker when i've never even been tardy to class.

 

A few of my teachers are new like first year new. I feel bad for when they crack down on the classes they have next year.

 

Trying to think what other scare tactics they can come up with. Perhaps slapping billy clubs in their hands rhythmically.

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Anyone see that sketch on MadTV where the 'toilet police' come running into the bathroom and beat some poor guy with billy clubs for jumping the line to the toilet?

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