The Donald Trump Score Card

Senior at Princeton University arrested on felony charges in connection to Capitol riot.


Princeton student charged with joining mob's Capitol attack

 

Satire from Borowitz


Trump Claims That Biden Having Classified Documents Is Worse Because He Reads

Trump Claims That Biden Having Classified Documents Is Worse Because He Reads



Kevin McCarthy Celebrates One Week of Being Barely Tolerated by Colleagues

Kevin McCarthy Celebrates One Week of Being Barely Tolerated by Colleagues



Giuliani Praises George Santos: “The G.O.P. Must Pass the Torch to a New Generation of Liars”

Giuliani Praises George Santos: “The G.O.P. Must Pass the Torch to a New Generation of Liars”

 

Pence Says Mother Will Not Give Him Permission to Testify
By Andy Borowitz
February 10, 2023

Pence Says Mother Will Not Give Him Permission to Testify

 

During the G.W. Bush administration, Cheney, then Vice President, accidentally shot his colleague during a hunting trip.


Dick Cheney Offers to Shoot Down Future Balloons
By Andy Borowitz
February 7, 2023

Dick Cheney Offers to Shoot Down Future Balloons

 

Finchem is asking for more money.

Trump endorsed Finchem for Secretary of State of AZ in the 2022 race. Finchem lost.

Finchem was on Capitol grounds during the Jan. 6 riot.


Maybe the rubes are catching on to Mark Finchem's election panhandling schtick

 

Trump will now feel compelled to try to out-do DeSantis on this one.


DeSantis administration revokes Hyatt Regency Miami alcohol license after it hosted 'A Drag Queen Christmas'

 

FBI couldn't find any records to support Trump's claim that he sent the FBI to Florida to investigate alleged voting fraud in the urban counties.


FBI says it has no records related to Trump's claim he 'sent' agents to stop voter fraud in Florida during 2018 election

 

Similarly, the Pentagon couldn't find any proof of Trump's claim that he made in his recorded video after the Capitol riot that he activated the National Guard.

During the riot, Pence and Pelosi were busy in the basement of the Capitol contacting governors of states neighboring DC to deploy their guard to the Capitol while Trump wasn't making any offort to stop the riot.

 

Trump changes his mind and promotes mail-in voting and ballot harvesting.


Trump and GOP attempt to reverse course on mail-in voting ahead of 2024 | CNN Politics

 

Ballot harvesting is illegal in some states, such as Georgia.

Trump has been wrongly accusing others of illegal ballot harvesting, such as Stephanie Abrams who didn't harvest but ran an excellent program of registering people to vote in GA that contributed to losses by the GOP in GA races.

 

Trump embarks on campaign to dig up dirt on DeSantis to try to make him look like what he calls the radical left.


Trump prepares an extensive opposition file on ‘Ron DeSanctimonious’

 

"oh, those little people shouldn't be voting, it will turn into a third-world election...."

 

Indiana couple arrested for role in riot at Capitol.


BROWNSBURG, Ind. — Law enforcement arrested a Brownsburg couple Wednesday for their alleged roles in the riot at the U.S. Capitol.

 

Trump-aligned PAC wants ethics investigation of DeSantis.


Trump-aligned super PAC calls for Florida ethics investigation into DeSantis political activity | CNN Politics

 

Stormy Daniels meets with prosecutors.


Stormy Daniels Meets With Prosecutors as Trump Inquiry Nears End

 

Trump extends lead over DeSantis.


https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/15/2024-gop-primary-polls-trump-grows-lead-over-desantis.html

 

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Former NATO Chief: Trump Could Sabotage the War

 

Former NATO Chief: Trump Could Sabotage the War

 

Federal investigators examined Trump Media for possible money laundering, sources say