The Donald Trump Score Card

Material for a late-night comedy sketch.

Have the group of ultra-billiionaire behind Trump again on a grandstand singing the melancholy Marvin Hamlisch tune "What I Did For Love" with the word 'love' replaced with 'money.'


Money is never gone.
As we travel on,
Money's what we'll remember.
Kiss today goodbye,
And point me t'ward tomorrow.
We did what we had to do.
Won't forget, can't regret
What I did for
Money

 

Rallies across country against Musk and Trump.


May Day protests against Trump, Musk sweep across US: Live Updates

 

Trump shut down program to end human waste backing into Alabama homes, calling it 'illegal DEI'
A $26 million federal program to help residents of Lowndes County, Alabama, who have dealt with inadequate sewage systems for decades was stopped by an executive order.
By Curtis Bunn
May 1, 2025

Trump shut down program to end human waste backing into Alabama homes, calling it 'illegal DEI'

 

McDonald’s and General Motors say Trump’s tariff war is harming business


McDonald’s and General Motors say Trump’s tariff war is harming business

 

In spite of Trump's tariffs damaging McDonald's and the rest of the economy and people investments, it's all worth it to Trump's supporters who saw him faking like he was employed by McDonald's and serving fries for 15 minutes during the 2024 campaign to try to upstage Harris who actually worked at McDonald's, which Trump denies, claiming that his people supposedly talked to the manager, whose name he doesn't mention, from the 1980's era who Trump says still works at the same McDonald's where Harris did and who supposedly says he doesn't remember her, which supposedly means she never worked there.

 

Trump moves Waltz to the UN.

It's the usual musical chairs from his first term.


Trump Live Updates: NPR and PBS Funding, Mike Waltz and Immigration News

 

Trump takes aimn at PBS and NPR.


Trump signs executive order directing federal funding cuts to PBS and NPR

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"It's the latest move by Trump and his administration to utilize federal powers to control or hamstring institutions whose actions or viewpoints he disagrees with. Since taking office, Trump has ousted leaders, placed staff on administrative leave and cut off hundreds of millions of dollars in funding to artists, libraries, museums, theaters and others, through takeovers of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and the National Endowment for the Humanities. Trump has also pushed to withhold federal research and education funds from universities and punish law firms unless they agreed to eliminate diversity programs and other measures Trump has found objectionable."

 

Elon Musk says DOGE needs to endure amid hints that he’ll step away

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"Musk and the DOGE team spent much of the interview listing off examples of what they termed fraud in the federal government, though there was no way to confirm their findings and earlier claims have turned out to be false."

 

Amidst the calls by Musk and Trump to stop government waste.


Army plans for a potential parade on Trump's birthday call for 6,600 soldiers, AP learns

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"WASHINGTON (AP) — Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians, The Associated Press has learned."

 

Trump talks about Harlem when asked about Harvard.


Cognitive Decline? Trump Is Now Making up Protests in His Support

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“Well, I say this. We had riots in Harlem, in Harlem, and frankly if you look at what’s gone on—and people from Harlem went up and they protested, Stephen, and they protested very strongly against Harvard. They happened to be on my side,” Trump said.

“You know I got a very high Black vote. You know that? Very, very high Black vote. It was a very great compliment to me,” Trump continued.

 

People Are Reacting To Donald Trump's Latest Bizarre Rant During A Town Hall

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On Thursday, Trump once again lashed out at Harvard, calling the school a “threat to Democracy,” and accusing it of accepting students from around the world who want to “rip our Country apart.”

 

People Are Reacting To Donald Trump's Latest Bizarre Rant During A Town Hall

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"Trump somehow hallucinated that people in Harlem rioted to support his crackdown on Harvard?!?"

 

People still think Trump is keeping them safe.

 

Trumps looks like the skit on SNL in the 80's when Robin Williams was playing Reagan and his aides gave him a radio receiver hearing aid device to transmit message to him to coach him during a press briefing. Reagan got confused on everything and was talking about basketball games and pop music.

 

No Ken do: Trump says US kids may get ‘two dolls instead of 30’ due to tariffs

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“You know, somebody said, ‘Oh, the shelves are going to be open,’” Trump said, offering a hypothetical. “Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls. So maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally.”

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/05/01/trump-economy-stocks-fact-checker/

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“I had almost no inflation, and yet I charged hundreds of billions of dollars of tariffs to countries,” he said. “And think of it, I had almost no inflation and took in $600 billion of money from other countries and tariffs don’t cause inflation. They cause success, they cause big success. So we’re going to have great success. There could be some temporary short-term disruption and people will understand that.”

 

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/...rans-day-victory-day-for-world-war-i-00323118

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President Donald Trump on Thursday announced he would rename Veterans Day as “Victory Day for World War I” in an attempt to purportedly celebrate U.S. military victories.

In a late-night Truth Social post, Trump wrote that the move was needed to honor the unique U.S. sacrifices in both World Wars. Trump also announced he would rename Victory in Europe Day, which is commemorated on May 8, to “Victory in World War II Day” to recognize that “we did more than any other Country, by far, in producing a victorious result on World War II.”

 

Let's see, he'll spend $100M on that, enough to employ 2000 forestry workers....along with $2M EVERY weekend to play golf.

 

Trump administration reaches settlement with family of Ashli Babbitt, rioter killed on Jan. 6, 2021

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Hours after he was inaugurated, the president issued a blanket pardon for more than 1,500 Capitol riot defendants. The Justice Department has fired prosecutors who handled the Jan. 6 cases.

Last month, Brendan Ballou, one of the Jan. 6 prosecutors who resigned after Trump took office told CBS News the pardons and firings were an effort to whitewash history.

"The goal here is to rewrite the history of Jan. 6," Ballou said. "There are enormous number of politicians whose whole careers now depend on that day being forgotten because if it's remembered, people will realize they are supporting a president that tried to incite an insurrection and overthrow the peaceful democratic transfer of power. And so there's a concerted effort by these folks to make sure that that history is forgotten, and firing those prosecutors is part of that effort."

 

Hey--I have an idea---let's turn the country over to a lying, mentally ill, crooked , fascist, fat pig! Yeah--that's the ticket. Oughta' be real fun. What could go, wrong??