The do's and don'ts of smoking.....

dont smoke where you will get caught.


dont smoke someone elses stash when they are asleep

dont steal everyone you knows harvest so that you make enough money to go to trinidad and live in the jungles with the rastamen and learn "the way"

try not to pretend you are an expert when you have less than a years experience.

 

-don't pass the screamingly hot end of the bowl or lighter towards someone else-it may cause injury to them, then you...
And the only thing that will happen when you drink bong water is alot of shameful gagging and heaving. duh

 

ive taken sips...i dont think id puck form it but a friend of mine always drinks the whole things whenever we lite a bong up...

when ur high dont get mad at anything period...ull probably be the only one being mad and it just ruins the mood..and it just doesnt make sense being mad when ur high

 

puke i meant

 

don't throw up.

and if you do then you've smoked enough.

on the upside if you've smoked that much then everyone is going to forget once it's cleaned up.

ONly other thing is if a bunch of people pitched in for a weed party then you wait for everyone, never had a problem with that though.

 

do not have a small fragile pet in sight. better safe than sorry....

 

Your friend should see someone about this. and get his stomach checked... Along with his liver...

And tongue caus i think its malfunctioning...



But dude, why would you take sips? I can understand taking a sip once so that you have the experience, but after that? Why would you continue to take sips?

 

^^^yeah, really.


it's not like bong water is tasty. that made me chuckle. i'm off to smoke one. i may be back in a few minutes.

 

Do not get high in public places unless you are a hundred percent confident that you can act sober and talk sense.

When in public, try not to get paranoid. (Paranoia can give you away as easily as blood-shot eyes).

When in public, do your best to laugh only at appropriate times and know when to stop.

Be careful mixing weed with alcohol or other drugs. Some people can handle it, some can't. Exercise caution.

Do not forget your Visine and/or sunglasses.

Do not lose your temper when high. You'll be wasting your weed and all the hard-earned cash you spent to get it.

If your toke buddy is having a panic attack, laughing at him will not make it better. He needs reassurance, not ridicule.

I know this isn't easy, but try to exercise self-control when eating - unless you want to get indigestion afterwards.

When smoking with a group, always pracitice GMRC: GOOD MANNERS AND RIGHT CONDUCT. In other words, don't be rude and inconsiderate to your toke buddies. Don't hog all the weed, pass the joint when you're done and share the love!

 

Ok some rules have gone awry. Like that whole last post wasnt smoking rules. they were smoking tips. Which are irrelevant here. Except for the last one but thats given, assumed.


you can do whatever you want when your smokuing as long as it doesnt make your fellow smoker's time shit. who cares if ppl see you stoend in public? being stoned in public is awesome! I love it, i have this odd sense of confidence (im usualyl very confident but this oversteps the line sometimes lol).

as for weed and other drugs, weed is usually fine to mix, except alchohol.

beer before grass, your on your arse, grass before beer, your in the clear.

 

Dont leave weed around dogs as they tend to eat it.

 

That's just gross, won't get you high, and is a sure sign of being incredibly young and inexperienced with the sacred grass. It probably won't kill you but it could make you barf. In fact, you should throw out bongwater as soon as possible after smoking (unless you're in some kind of high-risk dormroom situation where getting to a drain is a security problem). Bonghits done through clean, cold water (or even ice! try it!) taste the best, and bongwater sitting around gets skankier and skankier, smells up your room and creates a risk of a NASTY bong spill, which is a smell real tough to remove.

Also, get rid of water down a toilet and flush, or at least in a sink, and run plenty of water to get all the skank out. I knew as kid in college who kept pouring it out his thirs floor window until the cops noticed the smell and started prowling around to find the perp.

 

lol i find a strange sense of pride when i turn my bongwater that nice deep green colour