ThE eConOmY iS dOinG GrOoVy!!!!!!!

thinkfloyd07 · Jul 15, 2008

LOL this reminds me of this girl I go to school with

BraveSirRubin · Jul 15, 2008

Ozone said:

Hey Pressed_Rat, like I totally don't get this stuff. Like, oh my god, why ISN'T everyone freaking out about the government?? Like the government always lets bad things happen because this is America and America means corruption and greed and stuff. I mean, the government are nothing like us and never, ever want what's best for us. Everything is like totally taylor-made to making us not see this. We should all be unhappy and start complaining. There is always a McDonald's right around the corner.

Today I totally went to the mall and purchased some tin foil to make myself a hat and compete with my mindless, conspiracy-addled friends. Then I stopped at the food court to snicker at all the sheep eating fast food. On the way home I was confused because I haven't got a car, but I didn't want it to look I was doing my bit for the environment like those libtards. But it's totally groovy because soon we'll overturn this corrupt government. Yayyyy!!!! Go Knowledge!!!!!

On the way home I had my cell phone up to my ear the entire time trying to look important to the other people on the road. Some people say this could give me a brain tumor, but I don't care because what's the point in living when the government are covertly removing all of our freedoms.

Tonight I am totally going to laugh at Al Gore's 'An Incovenient Truth'. Al Gore is like a total **** and he really doesn't care about the environment with his four mansions and Occidental Oil stock.

People need to stop enoying life and just be paranoid. I mean, why do some people feel they don't need to think?? They are so stupid. I mean, reading books are for an elite minority of people who have the superior intelligence to see things that the stupid, ignorant majority of people can't. Whenever things get too heavy for me, I just turn on the internet and gloat.

These are totally the best of times. We have less freedom than ever before, but that gives me more of a sense of purpose than I've ever had.

I am so sick of the media trying to feed me government propaganda that just isn't true. I mean, I know it isn't true because my conspiracy website said so. I am just going to read my conspiracy books and repeat whatever I read in it so I can sound important and people will think I am totally radical and smart.

I love being an American 'cause I have so much more things to be paranoid about. I know I can just continue to rebel against social norms and worry about everything because the government will take us all down if I don't.

I am so paranoid!!!
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Oh man.

This is just too good.

I applaud you.

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