The elderly are annoying..

Discussion in 'People' started by hgh238, Nov 13, 2006.

  1. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I have to be honest about this. It bothers me to get old because I want to see my grand kids grow up and have kids and also because I can't play B-ball anymore. Last ,but not least--I'll never see young womens bodies again as I was priveleged to do when I was young. Now if you-all will excuse me,I have some youngins to creep up on.
     
  2. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    There are some old people I find to be extremely annoying...but there are also some older people I think are absolutely fascinating. I love to hear stories of how things were throughout the 20th century that I was never around to see...
     
  3. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    i like being old, i like that i can talk to myself on the street and no one pays me any attention

    i have not changed, perceptions about me have
     
  4. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Age imparts some immunity to licentiousness, dirty old men and cougarism.
     
  5. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't know ,dope. Doesn't seem to be much love for dirty old men around. That's why I have to qualify my compliments to the youngins.
     
  6. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah not exactly loved but tolerated, harmless.
     
  7. papa wolf

    papa wolf Member

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    LOL , creep on brother Scratcho . Remember to drive em nuts with stories like " when I was your age milk was a nickel , and it came from goats not cows" . "we couldn't afford cow milk " . " We had to walk 10 miles one way up hill to the old one room school house ". "Shoes ? Oh goodness no child we couldn't afford shoes . Our feet were like rocks . It was a real drag in the snow I tell ya " . School books ? oh heavens no , we had pieces of wood and chisels , every time we turned the pages we got splinters ".
     
  8. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Sounds like you grew up pretty high class--we had to get our milk from dogs. And we ate sand. That's what we had for supper. Dog milk and sand. And we loved it. Everything cost a nickel. And we didn't have no damn nickels. You kids nowadays-----------------
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I still love all of you "elderly" hipforumers...I'm assuming you guys aren't actually using computers to type this stuff, right? You're writing it on scrolls and sending them out via horse?
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Why,thank you. We deserve it!!
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    As a dirty old man in the making, I see the problem existing more as a problem with perception and expectation.

    If a young, attractive man tells a young woman that she has a nice ass, he's bold, but that's expected - and it may even be taken as a compliment.

    If an older man tells a young woman the same thing, the older man automatically expects to feel some shame about it, because the age gap is so large. And he may be made to feel shame about it.

    There seems to be the idea that old men are creepy for appreciating hot young ass. But the truth is, hot young ass never loses its appeal, no matter how old any man may get.

    What one is attracted to doesn't change just because the person ages. This unfortunately is something one only learns by means of their own aging process. And by the time they're older, will likely realise this.

    The young will never realise this due to their own vanity. The old will be considered creepy for their sexual inclinations until those who consider them creepy age themselves.

    Hindsight is 20/20.
     
  12. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Very well done Lunar!! How observant of you, and yes, I may be nearing 60, but I can assure you, I notice those gals with the perfectly shaped asses everyday! But I wouldn't dare tell them that like I would have 30/40 years ago. I live way way out here surrounded by mother natures natural beauty, but nothing makes me happier than when a bunch of young ladies visit the farm and in reckless wild abandon fling their clothes off and spend the entire weekend neekid!! The flesh may be weak, but the my mind is demented...:)
     
  13. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    :eek:

    What kind of farm have you got out there farmout? :D


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib9Jz9iydeQ"]YouTube - Sex Farm - Spinal Tap
     
  14. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I re-named it Horndog farm in honor of BBAD.....;-D
     
  15. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    And furthermore-I wish to impart some good news--sex is just as good now as it ever was!!
     
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